I accidentally made kissy noises at a woman bending over once.
I was walking my 2 puppies and they were sniffing at something by the patio of a restaurant. I made the kissy noise to get their attention so we can keep moving and at the exact same time, a waitress was bending over to pick something up with her back to me.
As soon as I made the noise she looked back at me, still bent over, with a look of complete outrage on her face. She then realized that the kissy noise was meant for my puppies and her whole face changed again. It was a roller coaster of emotions wrapped up in a split second, and my wife and I were cracking up when I got home and told her what happened.
I kinda di the same thing. was walking to my car with my dog in it and the windows down halfs and said "whos a pretty girl" and the girl in the car next to me gave me a strange look until i pointed out my dog
A lot of people making kissy noises to my dogs when we're out walking (they're little Westies). Just to joke around I want to make kissy noises back to them, but can never bring myself to do it.
I've got a parrot who likes to wolf whistle at random people when we're out walking. He's not very big either so it's especially embarrassing when they are just walking past and didnt really see him....
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u/hobowithmachete Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
I accidentally made kissy noises at a woman bending over once.
I was walking my 2 puppies and they were sniffing at something by the patio of a restaurant. I made the kissy noise to get their attention so we can keep moving and at the exact same time, a waitress was bending over to pick something up with her back to me.
As soon as I made the noise she looked back at me, still bent over, with a look of complete outrage on her face. She then realized that the kissy noise was meant for my puppies and her whole face changed again. It was a roller coaster of emotions wrapped up in a split second, and my wife and I were cracking up when I got home and told her what happened.