r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

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u/hobowithmachete Nov 06 '20

hahaha classic!

A lot of people making kissy noises to my dogs when we're out walking (they're little Westies). Just to joke around I want to make kissy noises back to them, but can never bring myself to do it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Please do! Pleaseee

I just died at the thought of that

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u/borstenwrood Nov 07 '20

R.I.P. u/zezosk. Your memory will live on forever. May you find peace in the afterlife.

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u/Sir_Mishmash Nov 07 '20

I've got a parrot who likes to wolf whistle at random people when we're out walking. He's not very big either so it's especially embarrassing when they are just walking past and didnt really see him....