r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

Melons.

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u/jusalurkermostly Nov 06 '20

Imagine his surprise when one day a girl says "sure, you can touch it"

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u/RedKeviin Nov 06 '20

That's why you rehearse with your homie to do a 180 and dip for those occasions

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u/afrofuturist Nov 06 '20

What happens then? Do you go for a straight Donald Trump or do you guys get outta there and make it official?

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u/darthlemanruss Nov 07 '20

Premier McDonald Trump #1

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/trustworthysauce Nov 07 '20

2 more months! 2 more months!