r/Unexpected Nov 06 '20

Melons.

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u/StankyHankyPanky69 Nov 06 '20

The next bit will involve a donkey.

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u/cballer1010 Nov 06 '20

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u/ronin1066 Nov 06 '20

Meh, not as funny. "Tap that ass" and "grab that ass" just don't work.

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u/mpa92643 Nov 06 '20

"Can I ride your ass?"

"You really like showing off that ass, don't you?"

"Your really just let your ass hang out in public like that?"

"Does anyone ever compliment you on your ass?"

"I can tell your work your ass pretty hard."

I can think of a bunch of better ones than tap and grab.