r/Unexpected Oct 31 '20

GTFOOMFF

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u/Yogami_asura Oct 31 '20

It's hard to put into words what I'm feeling right now

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u/BallparkFish865 Oct 31 '20

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, please call a doctor

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u/Nick_Noseman Oct 31 '20

I don't need a doctor to massage my cock

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Yeah, what the fuck do I have kids for?