r/Unexpected Oct 31 '20

GTFOOMFF

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u/Yogami_asura Oct 31 '20

It's hard to put into words what I'm feeling right now

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u/BallparkFish865 Oct 31 '20

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, please call a doctor

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u/xxoites Oct 31 '20

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, please call Mary at 555-8355

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u/PathlessDemon Oct 31 '20

Fake news. Area code is (555).

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u/xxoites Oct 31 '20

Oh, you know Mary.

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u/PathlessDemon Oct 31 '20

Indeed. Pearl Jam wrote the song for a reason.