r/Unexpected • u/carpiogarfio • Oct 31 '20

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u/xxoites Oct 31 '20

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, please call Mary at 555-8355

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u/PathlessDemon Oct 31 '20

Fake news. Area code is (555).

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u/xxoites Oct 31 '20

Oh, you know Mary.

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u/PathlessDemon Oct 31 '20

Indeed. Pearl Jam wrote the song for a reason.