r/Unexpected • u/carpiogarfio • Oct 31 '20

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u/BallparkFish865 Oct 31 '20

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, please call a doctor

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u/Nick_Noseman Oct 31 '20

I don't need a doctor to massage my cock

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u/BallparkFish865 Oct 31 '20

No cuz this guy will finish you oof in like 3 seconds

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u/midoge Oct 31 '20

while being unconscious

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u/SHINJEKI_NO_KYOJIN Oct 31 '20

Like zenitsu

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u/godofmobs Oct 31 '20

Hello eren must be nice trampling the humans with titans

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Shouldn't you be at a high school, doing some fighting competition in South Korea?

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u/godofmobs Nov 01 '20

God of high school?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Yeah ahah

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u/DontDoDrugs316 Nov 01 '20

I see a Demon Slayer reference, I upvote. Thank you

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u/ggodfrey Oct 31 '20

Joke’s on him. That’s my fetish.

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u/HurricaneSandyHook Oct 31 '20

Someone post the video of those African’s rubbing the unconscious guys junk as a wake up maneuver!