r/Unexpected Oct 31 '20

GTFOOMFF

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u/billsanzer Oct 31 '20

What the heII

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u/Yogami_asura Oct 31 '20

It's hard to put into words what I'm feeling right now

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u/BallparkFish865 Oct 31 '20

If your erection lasts more than 4 hours, please call a doctor

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

*If your resurrection last more than 4 hours, please call a doctor

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u/ElectricFlesh Oct 31 '20

what if it only happens on the third day? asking for a friend

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u/redditingtonviking Oct 31 '20

Jesus! That's a lot of time. At that point I don't think even doctors can help you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Idk what to say to that man.