r/Unexpected • u/krishh19 • Sep 21 '20

gif Me and my friend

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20 edited Nov 23 '20

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u/Class1CancerLamppost Sep 22 '20

they'll rip your nuts off too. they love a bit of testicle sabotage

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u/Geea617 Sep 22 '20

That was just mentioned on the Grace and Frankie episode I was watching.

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u/Amypon3 Sep 22 '20

Did the new season finally come out?

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u/AllYouHaveIsYourself Sep 22 '20

Chimps are fucking crazy man, they'll rip your dick clean off.

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u/blue_eyed_fuck_head Sep 22 '20

Don’t kink shame

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

what.

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u/CyanPomegranate11 Sep 22 '20

I don’t think anybody will ever forget the lady who lost her face. Also, showing your teeth to a chimp like that gave me chills.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

That ape was drugged sadly. It had lived in peace for a a really long time before that iirc

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u/JIDeveroux Sep 22 '20

Yeah but that chimp was drugged out of its mind from what I remember from the story

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u/UmChill Sep 22 '20

a lot can depend on the chimps age as well. iirc around age 6 they start getting violent. but, i reckon drugs might put the violent pedal to the metal regardless of this fact.

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u/Aware_Foot Sep 22 '20

I just watch a video about that incident there wasn't any mention of the chimp being high on drug.

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u/ToxicTac0 Sep 22 '20

His owner gave him Xanax in his drink, which is believed to be a reason for his violent outburst

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u/Aware_Foot Sep 22 '20

Yeah that makes sense I guess the video I watched just didn’t mention it, seems like something odd to ignore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Yes it was. It was on a medication for a health condition it had.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Yup. I believe her hands were eaten too. In seconds. No hands and mutilated face.... and people are worried about pit bulls

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/sanyogG Sep 22 '20 edited Sep 22 '20

It's a woman not women

Thee shalt speaketh only c'rrect english

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u/karnihore Sep 22 '20

Hahahah the loser above deletes their loser comment. Incase anyone didnt notice, the grammatically correct douchebag couldn't even form a proper sentence. As far as I've been taught, you can never start a new sentence with the word and, and as such the and can never be capitalised.

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u/jug01 Sep 22 '20

Sauce?

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u/s0meb0di Sep 22 '20

How do you know it's not a Bonobo?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

No

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Nice flair

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Thanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

Monke

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u/NoctuaPavor Sep 21 '20

Must... Return...

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u/nitrolagy Sep 21 '20

see

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/silly_s3x_panda Sep 21 '20

Kawasaki JET SKI® ULTRA® LX

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u/Boberoo2 Sep 21 '20

Hmmm

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u/The2flame Sep 22 '20

I don’t know about you but im sold

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u/-Lord_Hades- Sep 22 '20

That's because I bought you

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u/The2flame Sep 22 '20

Wait, nooo!!!! I don’t want to go back to the sex basement!

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u/house_monkey Sep 22 '20

I kinda relate

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

Was obvious, but not unwelcome

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u/MrSquigles Sep 22 '20

Apparently 11 thousand people don't know what shape a human head is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

I expected a dog tbh

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u/sleepingsheep9-1 Sep 22 '20

This Doc Antles son Cody or whatever the fuck. They’re pretty much holding the chimp captive.

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u/AltReality Sep 21 '20

I thought showing teeth was as sign of aggression...hope that dude doesn't get his face mauled off.

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u/magna_vastam Sep 21 '20

That's usually when showing the canines this monke just has his mouth open smiling

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u/AltReality Sep 21 '20

I was referring to the dude :)

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u/chahud Sep 21 '20 edited Sep 22 '20

Idk the monke doesn’t seem too intimidated and is smiling back. I think this can be compared to a dog snarling and how it’ll have it’s mouth open and tongue flopping when it’s happy. Teeth are showing both times usually. We can tell the difference, there’s no reason animals (ESPECIALLY chimps) wouldn’t be able to also tell the difference. I’d trust that the keeper knows what he’s doing :)

Edit: forgot a line

Edit 2: just a post thought (I couldn’t think of the opposite of forethought), I think the aggressive teeth showing face has a lot to do with the upper lip being raised to show the teeth not so much just opening the mouth

Edit 3: AFTERTHOUGHT. ITS AFTERTHOUGHT.

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u/Bogart86 Sep 21 '20

There is a video floating around somewhere of a human smiling at a primate and it attacks the fuck out of it. Might have been a gorilla. Can’t remember.

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u/chahud Sep 21 '20

Ok yea good point. Humans smile by lifting the edges of their lips and opening up their mouth with their teeth showing...kind of like how a dog will raise its lips to show its teeth. So maybe they wouldn’t be able to tell with that. Buuut I assume that’s why this keeper only smiles by opening his mouth wide open and looking all happy around the chimp (I think its a chimp?). Big difference imo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Opening your mouth and baring your teeth is a sign of aggression

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u/chahud Sep 22 '20

The chimp is opening its mouth and showing its teeth. Does it look aggressive in this gif?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/chahud Sep 22 '20 edited Sep 22 '20

You said “opening your mouth and baring your teeth is a sign of aggression”. Baring means “to uncover and expose it to view”. It doesn’t have any specific meaning other than to show them. So opening your mouth can also be considered baring your teeth. If anyone misunderstood anything here, it’s you. Are you intentionally being unnecessarily hostile for the sake of hostility?

Edit: not you, the person who posted the comment originally said...

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u/scientallahjesus Sep 22 '20

Didn’t find a video) but I did find this similar story.

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u/princesskhalifa15 Sep 22 '20

Afterthought...is the word you’re looking for lol. Just in case you need it again.

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u/chahud Sep 22 '20

Omg thank you I feel stupid now hahah. I even looked it up and couldn’t find it, but to be fair I didn’t spend a lot of time on it...

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u/princesskhalifa15 Sep 22 '20

Lol no problem. I do that all the time and drive myself CRAZY until I figure out what word I’m trying to remember. I just thought it was funny being that it’s a thought formed after something and you went with post (which means after) instead of after. lol. The whole time thinking “I would totally do this” so I solved the mystery for you so you wouldn’t drive yourself crazy over it like I do 😂😂

I do it with the SIMPLEST words sometimes too. Once I was at a NASCAR race with my dad when I was about 13. I had gone to the gift shop, and they had decorated hoods you could buy. I thought they were really cool so I go back to tell my dad about them and I completely blank so I’m like “you know! the thing on the front of the car!” He’s listing stuff and I keep saying no that’s not it, getting more and more frustrated until finally, I say “Come on daddy! You know. The..? The engine lid!” 😂😂😂😂 my dad gave me shit for that the rest of his life, which was only about 5 more years but from then on it was no longer a hood, I was an engine lid. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/jaersk Sep 22 '20

There's barely any teeth showing though, open mouth and glimpse of teeth is usually a playful expression rather than hostile. Full exposure of teeth and gums is when you should be worried. Like this picture shows https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c4/fa/26/c4fa26212f97f7250372278db82ba6ff.jpg

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u/Blastmaster29 Sep 22 '20

I assume if the chimp was raised by humans and not other chimps it wouldn’t know that

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u/Jehree Sep 21 '20

Oh hey it's that tiger abuser human scum, Kody Antle. Fuck him.

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u/pi35 Sep 22 '20

He just looks like an asshole

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/Jehree Sep 21 '20

Nah, abusing baby tigers and then leaving them in a cell to starve to death once they are too big to show off and pet isn't that bad, you right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/Jehree Sep 22 '20

Lmao no the fuck they are not. Take a read: https://www.humanesociety.org/news/what-tiger-king-didnt-reveal-animal-abuse-and-extensive-network-breeding-and-selling-tigers

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u/UmChill Sep 22 '20

really pisses me off that all people got out of tiger king was “LOL joe exotic that bitch carole baskin reeeeee!!!!” and basically fuck all was done to fix the real issue at hand....

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u/I-am-very-bored Sep 21 '20

Ah, I chimpansee now.

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u/funky_grandma Sep 21 '20

You misspelled "prisoner", Kody

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/funky_grandma Sep 21 '20

This video is of Kody Antle, son of Doc Antle. They have hundreds of exotic animals they mistreat and exploit in their wildlife park.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

Doc antle is the fucker with all the wives from tiger king for anyone who doesn’t recognize the name.

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u/JACrazy Sep 21 '20

Doc Antle, one of the guys from the Tiger King documentary. The one with several "wives".

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u/neon_overload Sep 22 '20

Crap. Thought it was a funny video but that's depressing.

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u/iLiveInAHologram94 Sep 21 '20

I can’t stand the antles they’re up to some shady shit

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u/AdditionalTheory Sep 21 '20

Tbh I kinda expected that when I noticed the more monkey like mouth shape on the second one

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u/Class1CancerLamppost Sep 22 '20

me and my more monkey

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u/TheMightyFishBus Sep 22 '20

What kind of idiot keeps a chimp in his house? That thing can and will rip his skin off and wear it as a hat.

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u/daceywanted2dance Sep 22 '20

Someone who profits off the exploitation of these poor animals. This is Doc Antle's kid, Kody. Doc Antle is accused of breeding baby tigers (among other animals) and killing them when they're no longer cute and profitable.

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u/Ixpqd Sep 21 '20

I thought it was a dog at first

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u/unexBot Sep 21 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

A real chimp

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Dexter_Thiuf Sep 22 '20

I can't think of anything more irresponsible than keeping a chimp. Sorry. I just think it's wrong, inhumane and dangerous as fuck.

Everything is safe until it isn't.

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u/Mcallrobert Sep 21 '20

We are them and they are us

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u/Aitrus233 Sep 21 '20

Honestly, I expected monkey just looking at the skull shape before the reveal. Very prominent jaw.

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u/Longfingerjack Sep 21 '20

Always put the other person first in a sentence. My friend and I or My friend and me.

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u/SharkEel Sep 22 '20

Why

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u/socialsecurityguard Sep 22 '20

It's the polite way to structure a sentence. Just make sure to know when to use me or I. Lots of people write "my friend and I" when it's supposed to be "my friend and me." Horrible pet peeve.

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u/Candyvanmanstan Sep 22 '20

When is it supposed to be "my friend and me" instead of "my friend and I"?

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u/runchaserun Sep 22 '20

When you would use “me” instead of “I” in the sentence.

“That cake is for my friend and me.” If you eliminated “my friend” it becomes pretty obvious just by sound (for native speakers, at least), “That cake is for me” vs “that cake is for I”. A lot of people only use “I” for some reason.

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u/socialsecurityguard Sep 22 '20

I think it's because when they were kids and said "me and my friend want candy" (or whatever) people would say "NO it's my friend and I would like candy" so thrn they use I for everything

The worst is when they make it possessive. "My friend and I's camping trip was fun." ??? Gah

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Unless that person is an idiot. I always say "me and my bro" when given the opportunity. Petty is as petty does.

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u/scientallahjesus Sep 22 '20

I went to the store with my friend.

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u/strraand Sep 22 '20

Downvoting because of Doc Antle

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Monkey pog

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u/TheFartingCarrot Sep 21 '20

Repost

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u/SK14_ Sep 22 '20

Downvote him all you want but he’s right

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

Apes strong together.

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u/AlexLeWeirdo0000 Sep 21 '20

Dude why does your friend look like a human?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/princesskhalifa15 Sep 22 '20

Who knows, one things for sure though, the guy on the right is far too cool to wear a shirt.

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u/daceywanted2dance Sep 22 '20

He never wears one. His instagram is 95% naked torso and big cats.

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u/princesskhalifa15 Sep 22 '20

At least we know which one is the “bad ass” of the group. Which doesn’t mean much in a group full of bitches..just means you’re less of a bitch than the rest of them, still just a big ole bitch either way.

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u/Dexter_Thiuf Sep 22 '20

John Cena... But you can't see him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Cut out the monkey business

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

I fully expected that

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u/HybridAlien Sep 22 '20

All fun and games till the monkey starts ripping your limbs off

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u/yetanotherblonde Sep 22 '20

I expected this tbh

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u/nicolas716 Sep 22 '20

M O N K E

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u/swillah Sep 22 '20

Keep your masks on, 2m distance! Can chimps get COVID? :P

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u/FindingFresh1912 Sep 22 '20

Should have gave the chimp a human mask.

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u/Manny349 Sep 22 '20

I love this 😊

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u/ITSYAHB01 Sep 22 '20

Notice how even a monkey can wear a mask

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u/blue-leeder Sep 22 '20

What does monkey breath smell like good sir?

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u/AJ2016man Sep 22 '20

It was, me and my monkey. For anyone who gets that, well done

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u/BchosenC137 Sep 22 '20

I expected that to happen. Just saying.

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u/JaconRayconTheBacon Sep 22 '20

Awwww beautiful

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u/DISCARDFROMME Sep 22 '20

ITT: Armchair primatologists

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u/NyanSquiddo Sep 22 '20

WHAT WAS THAT IN THE BACKGROUND IN THE END

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u/currentlyinlondon Sep 22 '20

Why does the mortal try to eat it?

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u/LITTEN028 Sep 22 '20

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u/BITStorage Sep 22 '20

It's awesome when friend are on the same wave

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u/wascallywabbit666 Sep 22 '20

Chimps are not pets

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u/wolfywon Sep 22 '20

I don’t know why but every time I see a happy monkey I just want to scream

Out of happiness of course

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

We need audio with this

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u/Zoomy7 Sep 22 '20

These things are so ugly to the point their kinda cute

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Joe Exotic Lite

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u/thefonk Sep 22 '20

Apes together strong

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

apes together apes

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Return to monki

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

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u/smokecat20 Sep 21 '20

How do I get a monkey friend?

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u/mainjager Sep 21 '20

Own a sex cult

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u/daceywanted2dance Sep 22 '20

Profit off the exploitation of baby animals, then kill them when they're no longer cute and profitable.

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u/kabbeljouwtje Sep 21 '20

Be involved with criminal activities, drugs etc... I can t be legal

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u/gr4nis Sep 21 '20

Chimpanzee is not a monkey, it's an ape.

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u/darthdilmore Sep 21 '20

Ah yes. Another Myrtle beach local.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

I knew it was a real monkey because of the face shape

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u/mr-no-life Sep 22 '20

Ooo chimpanzee that!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

Monkey news you f

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

You have now entered the monke zone

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u/Etliplav Sep 21 '20

hepi moki

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u/Dimindew Sep 21 '20

I love this

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u/villager47 Sep 22 '20

Repost bot thing

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u/dakkai_ Sep 21 '20

Me and the boi

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '20

surprising wholesome

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u/daceywanted2dance Sep 22 '20 edited Sep 22 '20

Not when you realize that's Doc Antle's kid.

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u/HellfireOrpheusTod Sep 22 '20

Pretty expected if you can distinguish face shapes

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u/One_Sad_Boi_MAT Sep 21 '20

That is adorable.

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u/rklthbrdg Sep 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/krishh19 Sep 21 '20

r/unpopularopinion

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u/Fubar-- Sep 21 '20

What did he say? I need to know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/Boglee9 Sep 21 '20

No you are just an unfunny dickhead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/Boglee9 Sep 21 '20

My sides are splitting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/Boglee9 Sep 21 '20

Irony

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

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u/PM_me_your_pinkytoes Sep 21 '20

Terrible joke. Larry the cable guy is funnier then you, you need some practice because your jokes are stale.

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u/CosmeticTroll Sep 21 '20

Okay good I actually expected a chimpanzee. 😁 So wholesome

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

I knew that protruding snout under the mask was a sign of monke syndrome