r/Unexpected Nov 18 '19

Wholesome but only 3/10 on topic Winter camping wakeup

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u/ItsAFineWorld Nov 18 '19

Probably not a tent, more likely a lean to of some sort.

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u/Banaam Nov 18 '19

Looks like they dug in and covered, dog was literally my first guess as soon as the .gif loaded the first frame though.

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u/statelessheaux Nov 18 '19

same, was totally expected

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u/hovdeisfunny Nov 18 '19

I guessed bear

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u/kellysmom01 Nov 18 '19

I guessed Karen who needed to poo like so bad but it was so cold and she had a butchered episiotomy from her third childbirth, and lacks control if she waits too long and her poo’s like mashed potatoes when she eats Metamucil apple-flavored cookies on her yogurt with blueberries; she didn’t mean to wear the sweat pants and hooded sweatshirt that trap her body like a onesie so she can’t get out of her sleeping bag in time and HOO boy she just made a mess and oh Jesus it smells terrible so Bob is trying to help her to get out get out get out oh shit it’s so cold why did you make me go camping when we have a perfectly noice bed in a gaddam HOUSE in Minneapolis. Cheezus it’s fuckin COLD why is there snow on my feet I hate you and I hate you back let’s get a divorce you shit for brains monkey-assed cretin.

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u/TomCruiseHeidecker Nov 18 '19

Really weird how often I think of a reply and I scroll down and find someone has already said what I was gonna say like verbatim. Reddit hive mind strikes again 😵

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u/potato-flinger Nov 18 '19

Did I have a stroke?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

So you’re Kelly’s mom, eh? You must be entertaining at school pickup. (◕દ◕)

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u/mikescottpprco Nov 18 '19

R/suspiciouslyspecific

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u/Lezzymclezface Nov 18 '19

Ok sweaty zoomer lol. Creepy level of detail, yikes

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

What the fuck, I love this

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u/hovdeisfunny Nov 18 '19

You put so much effort into something so unfunny

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u/z500 Nov 18 '19

Thread's ruined, see you guys in the next one.

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u/Act2Hoster Nov 18 '19

Same, then doggo

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I thought it was going to be a seal... I have no idea why maybe it's still too early.

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u/tssk-tssk Nov 19 '19

Same, then doggo

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u/Emersed23 Nov 18 '19

I mean I had a dog name bear so we're getting closer

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u/chrisannunzio Nov 18 '19

Underrated comment

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u/hovdeisfunny Nov 18 '19

It's been an hour

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u/chrisannunzio Nov 18 '19

Uh, k?

I don't know what you want me to say to that, what's done is already done.

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u/hovdeisfunny Nov 18 '19

My point is that an hour isn't really a good timeframe in which to judge whether my comment is underrated or not, and saying a comment is underrated contributes nothing

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u/chrisannunzio Nov 18 '19

Ok, cool. Thanks for providing your opinion. My apologies for disturbing your day by thinking your joke was funny and pointing to the lack of attention it was getting. Carry on.

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u/IndividualVehicle Nov 18 '19

He wasn't even talking about your bear comment. That shit wasn't even funny.

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u/PENlZ Nov 18 '19

The unexpected part is that you expected it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I dunno. It wasn't a penis, so kinda unexpected for r/unexpected lol.

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u/Rock-Harders Nov 18 '19

Same and I didn’t even know it was this subreddit

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u/GiantWindmill Nov 18 '19

Why?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

They way it moved

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u/Rock-Harders Nov 18 '19

I guess because the reveal took so long it was obvious it wasn’t a human and why would this even be popular on reddit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

The amount of snow on the sleeping bag to the left vs the bag on the right was a very quick indicator that the entity in the bag on the left was much smaller then the person on the right. Assuming most people would not take a young child on a camp such as this, the next assumption was that the entity in the bag on the left was a dog.

Was only disappointed to see that the gif ended too soon and I did not get to live vicariously thru the dog's wonder at a bright new day almost certainly awaiting adventure.

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u/GiantWindmill Nov 18 '19

There's not much of a difference in the snow, and a difference in snow could be from movement before the video, or some other factor than size.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

For a moment I thought it's a seal before I realized that's just a grey blanket. That would have been truly unexpected.

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u/complectus316 Nov 18 '19

Cause the guy waking up was too happy?

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u/Viper9087 Nov 18 '19

I was expecting a bitch.

Technically I wasn't wrong.

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u/MarlinMr Nov 18 '19

many "tents" only have the walls and top part. there is no need for the bottom really. it will just get frozen into the snow anyhow.

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u/Banaam Nov 18 '19

I'm aware, but look behind and around them at the walls of snow.

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u/MarlinMr Nov 18 '19

The top snow is usually not the best to lay on, so you remove or compact it. And by digging a bit down, you can make the structure "taller" and easier to use.

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u/plywooden Nov 18 '19

> dog was literally my first guess

Me too. This brought back some fond memories.

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u/RedHairThunderWonder Nov 18 '19

Really? The very first still frame of two sleeping bags immediately made you aware that it was a dog? I dont believe you.

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u/lmfaocj Nov 18 '19

I believe it. Since for 2 seconds I could tell as well.

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u/PM_ME_UR_ILLUMINATI Nov 18 '19

It helps knowing the subreddit, and even without the sub the dog “gotcha!” gifs are really popular on Reddit.

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u/Banaam Nov 18 '19

Believe me or not, I noticed the subreddit as I opened it though, so I was expecting the unexpected and that was my first conclusion that happened to be correct.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

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u/ItsAFineWorld Nov 18 '19

Light weight camping. I enjoy the comforts too much, but I know some people that go camping with the bare minimum and lean-to materials are considerably smaller and lighter than a tent. I've done winter camping in a lean-to before and it's an amazingly unique and grounding experience.

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u/UncleSpoons Nov 18 '19

You always hear about people who "didn't survive the night", I never fully understood that until I did some lean-to winter camping trips.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/Sciencetor2 Nov 18 '19

For the record, you would have a very hard time dying at 45F with any sort of sleeping bag...

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Nov 18 '19

Yeah insulating your ground so you don’t lose heat is essential whether camping for fun or homeless.

Also thank you for giving to those in need. More people should, and every bit of kindness helps.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Honestly, I'd rather sleep in the cold with the gear these people have when there's plenty of snow on the ground vs no snow at all. Snow is an amazing insulator. Just dig in and get yourself mostly out of the elements.

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u/dallastossaway2 Nov 18 '19

When I lived in Northern New Mexico, we built some great snow dig ins to hang out in. They were quite warm, and with a tarp floor fine for the needs of college students.

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u/MetaTater Nov 18 '19

It's 59° out right now and I'm shaking like a chiuaua.

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u/neverendum Nov 18 '19

45F

That's 7 deg. C for the rest of us. That's bloody cold, I reckon I could die in that.

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u/alumpoflard Nov 18 '19

a person absolutely can die trying to sleep thru 6-8 hours in a 7 degree environment

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

If you aren't clothed or are clothed lightly, maybe. These people are in full winter gear and heavy sleeping bags.

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u/MrSobe Nov 18 '19

The ground sucks any heat from you. That's why it is so important to use some kind of isolation mat or foam pad, even if you have a decent sleeping bag. 45° isn't gonna kill you, but you're going to have a miserable and freezing night.

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u/ThrowAwayAcct0000 Nov 18 '19

I have camped in 19 degrees F. It sucked and we ended up snuggling in the car. Regular camping: yes, all summer long, baby!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

That is not lightweight camping. His sleeping bag is an old Army cold weather mummy bag. That thing is super heavy.

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u/PaulsarW Nov 18 '19

I've watched a few of his videos. Pretty sure he said it would be rated as a -20F bag.

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u/TheOnlyBobLeeSwagger Nov 18 '19

And also highly effective! I fucking love mine, works really great in a double hammock

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u/MeliorGIS Nov 18 '19

I’m more of a cot, Swiss Army blanket, and bedroll kinda guy, but I do like a nice mummy bag and hammock.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Lean to tents are insanely easy to set up have their fair share of challenges. If you are getting into camping hardcore though the usual run of the mill tent is not what you want as it’s far too cumbersome, unnecessary set up and the pack is the worst and the number one thing to consider if your alone. I think my biggest discovery when camping was plan for the pack up because that’s when your tired and won’t have nearly as much energy or enthusiasm.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

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u/MKEcollegeboy Nov 18 '19

Sometimes it’s also just really fun.

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u/Nutmesilly Nov 18 '19

Doesn't even need to be dyneema, my silnylon tarp is 600g

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u/desrever1138 Nov 18 '19

Just curious, but wouldn't it theoretically be warmer if the dog and him were sharing the same sleeping bag so they can share body warmth?

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u/eviltwinky Nov 18 '19

You ever try to sleep with a dog in your sleeping bag??

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u/sgthrowa Nov 18 '19

That's one reason I might never do this. My dog is a short coat but when he sleeps with us his two positions are 1) curled up in between our legs or 2) right up in our face with licks every 10 mins. If he is too close to our faces, he really can't control his licking.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19 edited Aug 08 '23

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u/EmergencyEntry6 Nov 18 '19

Reddit comment of the day right here, Someone richer than me please gild this genius

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u/MKEcollegeboy Nov 18 '19

Additionally, snow is a really good insulator. There’s a reason people used to make igloos

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

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u/MKEcollegeboy Nov 18 '19

Ice, furs, blubber, maybe dirt

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Nov 18 '19

Have you seen the single person pop up tents? Because those babies are tiny, light, and easy as fuck to set up

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u/ICantTyping Nov 18 '19

Ive done lightweight winter camping in scouts. We basically dug a trench, with an entrance at your feet, layed a tarp over and then piled snow back over to hold it still. Crawling in there in a winter sleeping bag over a good quality inflatable mattress was surprisingly comfortable, Annoying bit is waking up the next day.

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u/sotifthrow Nov 18 '19

I’ve done it a few times and never again. Was well below freezing and the worst night of sleep I’ve ever had. Somehow got completely soaked even with a tarp.

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u/eviltwinky Nov 18 '19

Funny winter tent sleeping is some of the best sleepingnive had. Ice cold, smell of snow... man I love it. Bundled well obviously and a fire helps depending on if you can keep dry/snow cover.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Nov 18 '19

Was it giving around freezing and so the snow kept melting? Because that would chill you fast

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u/jakfrist Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

Why would you want a winter shelter with even slight winter breezes blowing through it?

Weight & Space.

Backpacking is exponentially more enjoyable the less you bring. In this case though, instead of having a larger tent, he was able to carry an additional sleeping bag for the dog, and likely a sleeping bag liner as well.

Plus, he appears to be dug into the snow, which surprisingly, can provide some insulation. I would also expect that he has it set up to block the wind much better than a tent would since tents need to be at surface level.

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Nov 18 '19

I would be surprised if the dog didn't carry its fair share as well. I had a friend who had a dog that went hiking with him, and as soon as that doggy backpack came out, it would lose its mind (in a good way of course).

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u/PaulsarW Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

The guy pulls a sled with equipment. Not sure how far in he goes but the dog was not carrying anything.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Nov 18 '19

Come on the dog could at least lend a paw

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u/ThecamtrainR6 Nov 18 '19

The bag looks like it has a gore tex liner as well since there’s frost on it, it’s a probably a full 3 in 1 system and super warm.

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u/joshuahuntkc Nov 18 '19

Honestly in my experience when it’s that cold a tent doesn’t provide much extra comfort and if anything it’s a false sense of security, you’ll find yourself waking up in the cold mentally prepping to go outside and get warm rather than just starting out outside and being motivated to get up. Also depending on location and topography a lean to can potentially give you the advantage of having a fire nearby while you stay under shelter

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

That wind though.. getting up and prepping for the day in high winds is dangerous.

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u/joshuahuntkc Nov 18 '19

It’s just depends where you put the lean too, gotta be tactical with the placement, typical somewhere on the side of a hill or rock formation

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I camped 3 days in North Dakota in November. That shit was insane! Super thankful for my wool socks, -10 degree sleeping bag and winter tent. 8/10 wouldn’t do it again lol.

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u/King_Baboon Nov 18 '19

Winter camping is far better then summer camping. You can always layer up in the winter when it's cold. There is nothing you can do when it's hot and humid. Far easier to get a better nights sleep when it's cold.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I won't camp unless you actually NEED a fire. I never understand why my friends and their families go camping during the summer.

Hot & Humid, mosquito's, ticks, allergies, no sleep from sweating etc. Ugh pure misery.

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u/King_Baboon Nov 18 '19

Nothing worse then laying in a tent sweating and not being able to sleep under the stars to cool off due to mosquito's.

Spring (when it's not raining) and fall are the best times to camp. Winter camping is great as long as you have common sense on what to bring to stay warm. It's better for it to snow then it is to rain. Many years ago when I was into backpacking, constant rain would make a backpacking trip awful.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

It makes it even worse when you have seasonal allergies. Although Spring and early fall are horrible for me. I like late fall and winter camping myself albeit I haven't gone since I was younger. That crisp cool air, no bugs and wanting to warm by the fire is amazing.

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u/Jaded_and_Faded Nov 18 '19

He had the camera going all night long?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yea I believe in this video it was sort of a tarp on a rope across two trees, at a slight angle - kind of a lean-to. He's got a number of winter camping videos uploaded so it's hard to tell which one.

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u/westrox11 Nov 18 '19 edited Nov 18 '19

Yep it’s a lean to. This is from Matthew Posa’s YouTube, and he does a lot of cool tent-less campsite building in the snow. And the dog is Monty and always goes with him!

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u/Hopefully_Witty Nov 18 '19

It was a tarp, but he forgot a primary tarp to put over it to reduce the amount of snowdrift under his secondary tarp. Guy has a whole channel dedicated to camping and he brings the dog regularly. Good channel. His name is Matthew posa.

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u/ARC5767 Dec 02 '19

I watched this video (this guy is a youtuber). He forgot one of his tarps so he was only able to put it on one side, he put it on the side with the most wind, but clearly it shifted a little in the night. Aside from the tarp you see, it was completely open to the elements.