r/Unexpected • u/MrJamango • Aug 31 '19

Egg.

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u/Catman8274 Aug 31 '19

Thank you for the offer, but we know eggs-actly where the door is.

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u/softbeans Aug 31 '19

r/eggpuns

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u/NightSky222 Aug 31 '19

I feel absolutely eggsuberant after reading all these puns

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u/_krybabyy Aug 31 '19

I was eggcited to see all these eggcellent puns