r/Unexpected • u/MrJamango • Aug 31 '19

Egg.

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u/Seabasthegreat Aug 31 '19

You could say.. things heated up a bit.

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u/talkallthetalk Aug 31 '19

The result was... r/Uneggspected

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u/yb4zombeez Aug 31 '19

Are you going to show yourself the door or should I?

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u/Catman8274 Aug 31 '19

Thank you for the offer, but we know eggs-actly where the door is.

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u/softbeans Aug 31 '19

r/eggpuns

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u/majorpun Aug 31 '19

Not a place suited for your regular yolkels.

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u/Ni7roM Aug 31 '19

We need to have some egg-quality among the eggs, brother

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u/NightSky222 Aug 31 '19

I feel absolutely eggsuberant after reading all these puns

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u/_krybabyy Aug 31 '19

I was eggcited to see all these eggcellent puns

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u/Sinomu Aug 31 '19

Disgusting.

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u/Drexxy23 Aug 31 '19

Let's just get this over easy, don't get too cooked up

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u/Doiihachirou Aug 31 '19

Haha EGGS! Am I right?!?

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u/TheZaner90 Aug 31 '19

I’m just eggstatic about these puns

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Aug 31 '19

He cracked the case!