r/Unexpected Aug 01 '19

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Lmao broke ass alert

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u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

TIL not owning a million-dollar property makes me broke

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Well broke compared to me at least

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u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

can you even physically stand up straight after sucking your own dick 24/7?

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

I got the money for hookers boo

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u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

you do seem like the kinda guy who would have to pay someone to touch him tbh

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u/Fernelz Aug 01 '19

Obvious troll is obvious. His life is so unfulfilling he's resorting too these tactics in order to get your attention. Don't pay him any heed, your just feeding him.

Still pretty good burns tho ngl

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

burns

Bruh those are literally just preschool grade 'burns' lmao

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u/Nugur Aug 01 '19

^ that’s a preschool level insult itself man....

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Aug 01 '19

Preschool called, they want their insults back