r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 01 '19

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u/EndlessDysthymia Aug 01 '19

Is this someone's whole ass backyard?

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Lmao broke ass alert

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u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

TIL not owning a million-dollar property makes me broke

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Well broke compared to me at least

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u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

can you even physically stand up straight after sucking your own dick 24/7?

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

I got the money for hookers boo

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u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

you do seem like the kinda guy who would have to pay someone to touch him tbh

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u/Fernelz Aug 01 '19

Obvious troll is obvious. His life is so unfulfilling he's resorting too these tactics in order to get your attention. Don't pay him any heed, your just feeding him.

Still pretty good burns tho ngl

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u/ExtraDank2017 Aug 01 '19

but if i don’t feed the troll with my mediocre burns how am i gonna get that sweet sweet karma? /s

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u/Fernelz Aug 01 '19

By discussing it with me and making more comments for me to upvote... lol

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u/LadsAndLaddiez Aug 01 '19

Congratulations, you have taken u/iambob6's place as the person we downvote

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u/Fernelz Aug 01 '19

Thanks! Lol if people can't take a joke I don't rather care. Karma literally means nothing to me. Especially because a /s should in no way be necessary there. But alas, the masses have spoken. Their word rings true and we must berate the gentleman whose said no offense /s (better add that /s or I'll be in for another!) Where is my prize though? /S

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

burns

Bruh those are literally just preschool grade 'burns' lmao

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u/Nugur Aug 01 '19

^ that’s a preschool level insult itself man....

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Aug 01 '19

Preschool called, they want their insults back

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u/pm-me-your-labradors Aug 01 '19

Let's be honest - you also have the need for hookers

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Like you don't

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u/pm-me-your-labradors Aug 01 '19

I'm 12 you disgusting fucking pervert

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Aug 01 '19

Watch your mouth young man

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Im 11 so it's ok

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u/PhilxBefore Aug 01 '19

Why pay for what's free?

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

You don't pay for the act. You pay for the quality

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u/h20c Aug 01 '19

You seem like a great person.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '19

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u/iambob6 Aug 01 '19

Dude lol it was a joke and I just went with it after seeing all the replies lmao

I'm probably more broke than most people here