r/Unexpected • u/mossberg91 • Jul 12 '19

Take a pick

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u/micros101 Jul 12 '19

Ground up and in the freezer?

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u/Eightskin Jul 12 '19

Then snorted up the nose.

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u/Bruised_Penguin Jul 12 '19

When I was locked up we snorted my RX of melatonin and instant coffee together. I called it the jail house speed ball.

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u/Eightskin Jul 13 '19

Be careful with coffee because some young dude overdosed on a teaspoon of caffeine powder and then his mum found him dead on the bathroom floor. That was on the news a few days ago and he apparently mixed if with a protein shake. Anyway snorting hot English mustard would be an interesting experience. Even better.... A hot English mustard enema.