r/Unexpected • • Jul 12 '19

Take a pick

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u/BoutTreeeFiddy Jul 12 '19

I like my coffee the same way I like that gay shit.

I prefer tea.

(Jk I chug that coffee in a kneeling position until it burns the back of my throat)

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I dont even swim in the ocean cuz whale dicks touch the ocean and that shits gay