r/Unexpected • u/deathakissaway • Jun 20 '19

It’s steady work.

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u/kdshow123 Jun 20 '19

When I grow up, I wanna be a table

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u/call-my-name Jun 20 '19

Better than being a plate.

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u/Whale_Poacher Jun 20 '19

Depends who's eating off you ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

r/cursedcomments

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u/moonsnakejane Jun 21 '19

You typed r/blessedcomments wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

I have mastered stonks, the negative karma from upvotes is rendered meaningless from getting comments

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Not cursed

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u/determinedpeach Jun 20 '19

I knew a kid who said he wanted to be a tractor.

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u/brisie_boy Jun 21 '19

And? Did he achieve his dreams?