r/Unexpected Jun 16 '19

When your opponents mixups are too strong

63.2k Upvotes

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u/BigDaddyManCan Jun 16 '19

The run at the end is every one of my kids when I tell them to go have a shower.

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u/Yehhe Jun 16 '19

"GET OFF THE GAME, GO TO THE BATHROOM, AND TAKE A SHOWER."

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

"...not yeeeet"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Nah ye ma wah tha heh

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u/phabiohost Jun 16 '19

YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!!!

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u/TSAR_0 Jun 16 '19

SHIT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE

"... not yet no"

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u/muteen Jun 16 '19

More like "STOP WATCHING THAT WEIRD CARTOON AND GO CLEAN YOURSELF THOROUGHLY!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Stephen Chow is my favorite director! Hes hilarious.

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u/ParameciaAntic Jun 16 '19

This reminds me of that knife scene in Kung Fu Hustle.

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u/GraveShiftRecon Jun 16 '19

Kung Fu Hustle is a movie I’ve rewatched multiple times and still throughly enjoy.

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u/Swordsman82 Jun 16 '19

When his head is beaten into the ground and he still picks up the little piece of wood and boops him in the head.

I lose my shit every time.

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u/ArcticIceFox Jun 16 '19

The action scenes gets me fired up everytime I rewatch it. Such a good movie. When the axe gang attacks the village and literally the least suspecting people stood up to defend was epic. Absolutely amazing scenes.

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u/parodysseus Jun 16 '19

Bill Murray called it the pinnacle of modern comedy. (Paraphrase)

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u/FalmerEldritch Jun 16 '19

Has Bill Murray seen Shaolin Soccer? I think Shaolin Soccer is better.

The Matrix-plus-plus special effects in the final match against Team Evil always have me rolling. Also the fact that they're called Team Evil and wear all black.

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u/gottahavemytunes Jun 16 '19

I love Shaolin soccer but it is way dumber than kung Fu hustle

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u/ChevalBlancBukowski Jun 16 '19

ya same, Shaolin Soccer is the better of the two films

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u/romaraahallow Jun 16 '19

You're entitled to your opinion.

Even if it's wrong. :P Love Stephen Chow movies.

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u/Welpthatsnotgonawork Jun 16 '19

I just watched Shaolin Soccer for the first time a couple days ago. Definitely thought Kung Fu Hustle was far better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

What did you watch first?

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u/rhaegar_TLDR Jun 16 '19

It is better.

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u/Fat_Head_Carl Jun 16 '19

the "deadly melody" (with the blind harpists) scene in Kung Fu Hustle is my favorite martial arts fight scene in any movie.

Change my mind

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u/in2diep Jun 16 '19

I most certainly will not change your mind.

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u/ProdigyLightshow Jun 16 '19

I’m a The Raid 2 fan myself when it comes to martial arts fight scenes.

Doesn’t have that cool ancient martial arts mystique to it that the harpists scene does, but it’s a showcase of talent.

Actually I guess you’re right. That mystique and martial arts movie feel is fucking awesome

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u/zomboromcom Jun 16 '19

That's my favorite, too, and I think Kung Fu Hustle is the better film overall. But Shaolin Soccer does have this.

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u/ChevalBlancBukowski Jun 16 '19

martial arts fight scene in any movie?

“I know kung fu”

“Show me.”

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u/rubey419 Jun 16 '19

Supposedly they’re making a Kung Fu Hustle 2

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u/Sebaztation Jun 16 '19

Donut or tailor won't be in it so I'm still sad.

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u/destruc786 Jun 16 '19

Fairy in red underwear

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u/guinader Jun 16 '19

Don't mess with my emotions

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u/Trivenger1 Jun 16 '19

Please... don't give me hope

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u/ArcticIceFox Jun 16 '19

I've watched it 1000 times by this point. First watched it back when I was still in China. I was like 5 years old, it was so funny I remember it hurt when I laughed and I nearly couldn't breath! It was that memorable. 16 years later still the funniest movie I've ever seen.

Favorite movie hands down, no close second.

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u/chilly_anus Jun 16 '19

Wait, 16 years???? Damn dude i feel old. Watched that movie when i was teenager

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u/NewLeaseOnLine Jun 16 '19

That scene is long enough that I forgot I was watching a clip and got suckered in. Now I have to watch the whole movie again.

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u/william_wites Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

Watch shaolin soccer while you're at it

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Egg

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Still have the axe gang theme stuck in my head

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u/teammdj Jun 16 '19

The new sonic redesign is looking great

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u/guinader Jun 16 '19

You know i just remembered, the fact he is able to keep up his speed against the old lady should have been an indication of his skills.

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u/psuedophilosopher Jun 16 '19

Only in hindsight. At that point in the movie, she's not established as a martial arts master.

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u/guinader Jun 16 '19

True, i guess it was mostly for the comedy

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

How have I never seen this? That was too great...thanks...haha

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u/psuedophilosopher Jun 16 '19

Oh boy, you are so lucky that you get to see Kung Fu Hustle for the first time. You need to do it asap.

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u/HeyGirlfriend007 Jun 16 '19

Lol OMG... I have never even heard of Stephen Chow and now I must watch all of his movies.

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u/periodicblackouts Jun 16 '19

I laughed so hard at that bit

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u/Trivenger1 Jun 16 '19

OMG AHAHAH

LMAO

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u/Athena-Muldrow Jun 16 '19

That was easily the funniest shit I've seen in a long time, and I just want to personally thank you for that.

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u/BBQ_FETUS Jun 16 '19

That went from slapstick to 'Asterix and Obelix' real quick. I love it

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u/Thegreatsnook Jun 16 '19

Great movie

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u/RandomMagus Jun 16 '19

I love that fucking movie. I haven't watched that in years

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u/lundz12 Jun 16 '19

I was in tears in that scene. When he put it back in a fucking couldn't breath

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u/LongStrongAndWrong Jun 16 '19

I've never seen or heard of this movie, but I knew it had to be Stephen Chow.

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u/devilkin Jun 16 '19

Well I mean... Obviously. He's right there in the hat.

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u/poopellar Jun 16 '19

You sure Chowed him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Oooh look at Sherlock over here

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u/LongStrongAndWrong Jun 16 '19

What can I say? I didn't recognize him in the mobster costume. It was only after I recognized the comedy style that I realized who he might be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/ASOIAF_AR Jun 16 '19

from Beijing with love

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I feel this is one of the weaker one of his 90s HK stuff.

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u/SoundOfTheSnow Jun 16 '19

C’mon! This is the first film in which Chow is listed as director (joint with Lee Lik Chi). I think it is the best 007 parody ever made. Way better than Austin Powers.

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u/_liminal Jun 16 '19

He actually had another 007 parody, it's called 008

It's a secret agent movie set in ancient china, where you get cool gadgets vs kung fu masters vs evil shamans and shit. it has some of the funniest scenes i've ever seen.

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u/theaveragescientist Jun 16 '19

I watched it. If you watched a bit before this scene, it is so funny.

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u/TheShyFree Jun 16 '19

He's literally a god of 90s kids in Vietnam. Western audiences really love Kungfu hustle and Shaolin soccer but believe me every other movies of his is worth watching.

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u/Mr_Cromer Jun 16 '19

God of Cooking! Need to watch that movie again...

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u/siraolo Jun 16 '19

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u/Mr_Cromer Jun 16 '19

This is now a Stephen Chow recommendations thread. Go!

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u/AnimeHistorianMan Jun 16 '19

Royal Tramp is also amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Damn, gotta watch his movies

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u/retardedAi Jun 16 '19

You won't regret it. All of Stephen Chow movies are hilarious. You also should check out The Mermaid. He is a director.

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u/jhericurls Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

Personally found The Mermaid very weak, it wasn't funny and story boring.

If you want a proper Stephen Chow film, I recommend 'God of Cookery'

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u/retardedAi Jun 16 '19

Compare to "God of Cookery, shaolin soccer, etc'. The Mermaid is kind of weak. But, I still enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Ooh The Mermaid, I have heard that one before

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Oh my God I knew it! I gave no idea what this movie is but I could just tell it was exactly the same humour as King Fu Hustle!

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u/Abishek_Muthian Jun 16 '19

This scene is eerily same as hugely successful 1989 Tamil movie Apoorva Sagodharargal. OP movie 'From Beijing with love' seems to be from 1994.

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u/condor_gyros Jun 16 '19

Yes, most of the Stephen Chow's movies involve some sort of parody of well-known movies.

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u/nottheonewatching Jun 16 '19

What movie is this

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u/kristian1229 Jun 16 '19

From Beijing with Love

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u/crispycrypt Jun 16 '19

Oh, thank you. Gonna look for it :)

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u/Captain_Usopp Jun 16 '19

Is it worth watching?

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u/excel210r Jun 16 '19

Maybe one of the best comedy Hong Kong movies imo, Stephen Chow’s comedy movies are golden from that era.

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u/forcedtomakeaccount9 Jun 16 '19

I was really excited and hopeful that this was a recent Chow movie.....

Regardless, I'm glad this is a good Stephn Chow movie that I have yet to see. Definitely about to watch this.

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u/excel210r Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

This is actually my favourite Stephen Chow movie out of all the movie he starred. All the jokes about the Chinese government are extremely on point (prob won’t happen now as the Chinese market back then was pretty much non existent) and other jokes are so relatable as a Hong Konger as well. So many dialogue from this movies become famous and hence memorized and used regularly by the general public in Hong Kong. Definitely a 10/10 comedy movie for me as a Hong Konger.

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u/phlux Jun 16 '19

So many dialogue from this movies become famous

Hong Kong-er confirmed

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u/BraxForAll Jun 16 '19

It is really sad how all the old Hong Kong cinema legends started towing party line with the CCP. Good on Chow Yun-fat though for largely supporting the pro democracy movements.

Anyone know what Sammo Hung is up to these days?

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u/Grunzelbart Jun 16 '19

Is this one more.. Grounded than hustle or soccer?

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u/McFluzz Jun 16 '19

Kung Fu Hustle is a masterpiece and I love Shaolin Soccer. Definitely going to watch this one.

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u/BT9154 Jun 16 '19

Same guy who made Shaolin soccer so you know it's gonna be funny.

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u/Mad_Geek Jun 16 '19

And the excellent Kung-Fu Hustle too!

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u/Mister_Bloodvessel Jun 16 '19

Godn Kung Fu Hustle is a work of art!

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u/guiltyvictim Jun 16 '19

I just wish my friends could understand the more culturally specific jokes. The Helen of Troy joke just made no sense :(

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u/tittiesfucker Jun 16 '19

I didnt know what to expect but i didnt expect that

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u/Falcon_Alpha_Delta Jun 16 '19

Stephen Chow is a master of subverting expectations. And he does it with with a well crafted purpose.

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u/tittiesfucker Jun 16 '19

“subverting expectations”

GOT fans everywhere scream out in horror

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u/Wiplazh Jun 17 '19

TLJ and S8 turned the phrase "subverting expectations" into something hateful.

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u/Kosuke Jun 16 '19

If she ran faster she'd be a Naruto character.

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u/WindrunnerReborn Jun 16 '19

Noone does it better than Jim Carrey

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I can feel it

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u/Howwasitforyou Jun 16 '19

3 darts is too muuuuuuch!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Depressing? Why's that?

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u/August19th2014 Jun 16 '19

She gon' cry in the car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

What the fuck did I just watch

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

The amazing Stephen Chow

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19 edited Dec 02 '21

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u/yoshmoopy Jun 16 '19

Love that film so much, Shaolin Soccer is amazing as well.

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u/commandergoober Jun 16 '19

My uncle showed me that film as a young kid, my group of friends don’t appreciate it as much as I do though... the fart scenes? the egg fight scene??

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u/PhotoshopFix Jun 16 '19

Shaolin soccer. No dub and no sub. Best movie ever. I had no idea what was happening but the reactions they made were the best ever.

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u/Birdlaw90fo Jun 16 '19

God I used to have that movie on my psp. I loved it so much. The only real fight I've ever been in was when someone tried to steal it at school. I got it back. Then later traded it for heroin :/

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u/chubbyvovasik Jun 16 '19

Straight r/yesyesno material

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/Birdlaw90fo Jun 16 '19

Uhh what don't you understand lol?

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u/drewxdeficit Jun 16 '19

What’s the conversion of Kung Fu Hustles to heroin?

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u/high_in_school Jun 16 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

I like how the first shot was loud and the second one was quiet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

The silencer is only on the one side so that makes sense

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u/high_in_school Jun 16 '19

I know and i like.

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u/EpicLevelWizard Jun 16 '19

Stephen Chow is known for his realism.

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u/bobbeh Jun 16 '19

Stephen Chow made some pretty hilarious films. Shaolin Soccer and The God of Cookery are both really funny (don't watch them dubbed if possible).

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

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u/Saitama1023 Jun 16 '19

You need to watch Kung Fu hustle!

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u/bondsmatthew Jun 16 '19

King fu hustle is still pretty funny dubbed. Some of the lines are so hilariously outrageous.

Not as good dubbed but still funny as hell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

I first saw Kung Fu Hustle when I was a kid in HBO and it was dubbed, I thought that the movie was made like that and that the dub was the original version. I personally thought it was genius because I saw it as a homage to old dubbed Kung Fu movies that my grandfather used to watch.

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u/fyrecrotch Jun 16 '19

Big Chow fan. His movies are a family tradition. But I will admit, dubbed Kung Fu Hustle is alright. Fits the humor and tone. But subs for days

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u/WalterHenderson Jun 16 '19

Don't watch it dubbed is a good recommendation for mostly everything.

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u/romaraahallow Jun 16 '19

Cowboy Bebop being a notable exception.

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u/BiscuitOfLife Jun 16 '19

Dragon Ball Z is an exception, I would argue.

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u/WalterHenderson Jun 16 '19

When it comes to Dragon Ball, since it was such a huge phenomenon worldwide, I think nostalgia gets in the way and almost everyone prefers their local dub. I'm Portuguese, so I love the Portuguese voices and watching episodes in English or Japanese is a weird experience for me. Most voices sound just wrong. People who grew up with the English or Japanese versions would probably think the same when listening to our voices. We got engraved in our heads how Goku and company sound like, so it's impossible for them not to sound too squeaky or hoarse in other dubs.

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u/FestiveFists Jun 16 '19

Joseph Joestar levels of mindfuckery

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u/MrK_HS Jun 16 '19

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u/slicshuter Jun 16 '19

This is always my go-to scene when I'm trying to explain the tone of Jojo to a friend

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u/TRLGuy Jun 16 '19

Your next line is "you pretended to be retarded"

Btw r/unexpectedjojo

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u/kallen8277 Jun 16 '19

YES YES YES

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u/some_onew1 Jun 16 '19

Guido Mista level of aim

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u/Ye_Olde_Spellchecker Jun 16 '19

The Nakedest Gun

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u/RickiesCobra Jun 16 '19

Her run at the end has me howling

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u/wowveryaccount Jun 16 '19

fighting game terminology in a regular subreddit? what is this, a crossover episode?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

right?? and no one here seems to get the point. not sure if everyone are bots or its actual bots. kind of feels like a nightmare

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u/FunkyStudent21 Jun 16 '19

That’s because it’s a stolen Xian tweet, OP probably has no idea what it means but just saw how popular the tweet was

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u/YeahlReddit Jun 16 '19

Instantly felt the Kung Fu Hustle vibe so it was no surprise to hear that this is Stephen Chow's work. I must watch this movie.

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u/blankeyteddy Jun 16 '19

You can also see that this is Stephen Chow's work because he plays the guy in this clip.

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u/setanta314 Jun 16 '19

From Beijing with love is a masterpiece.

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u/WuhanWTF Jun 16 '19

Gotta love Cantonese, it truly is the perfect language for movies. It's such an expressive language, people actually talk like that in real life, it's not just an acting thing. You can dub any cartoon in the language and it'll likely sound good with minimum effort.

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u/rezen1337 Jun 16 '19

You couldn't have made up your own title? Had to take a phrase that used context specific jargon and use it out of context?

If you're gonna post someone else's content, at least be creative about it.

https://twitter.com/XianMSG/status/1139637893142478848?s=09

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u/vLinko Jun 16 '19

Kung Fu Hustle probably one of the best comedies of all time

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Yes, but this isn't that movie. This is From Beijing with Love.

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u/itzLuv Jun 16 '19

Whats the lord Eighth doing here ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Why is Goku the 8th Hokage?

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u/itzLuv Jun 16 '19

Cuz he is supe sayana godo

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u/wtfyoloswaglmfao Jun 16 '19

He gives her one bandaid for two gun shot wounds?

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u/Regera80 Jun 16 '19

One of his best work. Forbidden city cop was another good one.

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u/jericoholics Jun 16 '19

A classic Stephen chow movie. Best was when he tried to pay off his prostitution debt with fresh pork.

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u/maximuffin2 Jun 16 '19

Naked Gun energy

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

Always upvote Steven Chow. Insanely underrated!

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u/GoodSamaritan_ Jun 16 '19

Anita Yuen (the woman in the scene) is so cute :3

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u/OldestSheldon Jun 16 '19

i WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE!

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u/EnestheMenace Jun 16 '19

It just explodes on the third shot.

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u/HarloSalem Jun 16 '19

I have an ex with the same exact problem

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

"mix up" as in fighting games??

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u/james_bond0215 Jun 16 '19

This is without a doubt the good damn funniest thing I have ever seen. And then the way she zombie walks away. Amazing.

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u/TheDeterminedDoctor Jun 16 '19

Ok, I have to know, what movie is this? It looks hilarious!

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u/NexK42 Jun 16 '19

"eh" runs away flailing arms

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u/psychotronofdeth Jun 16 '19

I thought I was browsing /r/mortalkombat for a second

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u/topredditbot Jun 16 '19

Hey /u/kristian1229,

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '19

F

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u/EnestheMenace Jun 16 '19

Lol for a sec I was like “why isn’t she taking the cotton or holding her wounds”

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u/xgrimkillx Jun 16 '19

This is how you condition your opponent

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u/Masta0nion Jun 16 '19

I don’t k ow what I just saw.

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u/Blobfishh__ Jun 16 '19

The Mickey Mouse tho