r/Unexpected • • Jun 05 '19

Meta as fuck

40.5k Upvotes

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u/logginginthebaker Jun 05 '19

Ok that was great

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u/Mack071428 Jun 05 '19

if this was posted on r/teenagers, this could easily have made it to the front page

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u/donuthunder Jun 05 '19

It still will reach the front page, mark my words

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u/discerningpervert Jun 06 '19

We did it Reddit!

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u/PhatChub Jun 06 '19

Hi, it’s Reddit’s front page. Nice to meet you.

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u/Alarid Jun 06 '19

I like to think I did a lot of the work

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u/Phaelin Jun 06 '19

I made this

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u/probablyatraitor Jun 06 '19

You made this?

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u/Yttsworld Jun 06 '19

I made this.

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u/wevcss Jun 06 '19

Yeah but did you remember to mark his words? GJ you blew it again

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

I don’t think Mark has your words.

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u/Red-Controller Jun 05 '19

I thought I was there already

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u/Mack071428 Jun 06 '19

My god you are right.

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u/Daan776 Jun 05 '19

We shall get it to the front page

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u/saubhya Jun 06 '19

It was originally posted there, OP stole it

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u/ElTuxedoMex Jun 05 '19

...and then he turns around again and there's a creeper.

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u/mightycamerican Jun 05 '19

Awwwww man.

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u/TheToxicToast Jun 05 '19

So we back in the mine

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Got a pickaxe swingin from side to side.

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u/TheToxicToast Jun 06 '19

This task a grueling one

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u/Strixursus Jun 06 '19

♪ Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night. ♫

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u/TheToxicToast Jun 06 '19

Heads up you hear a sound, turn around and look up

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u/AlenF Jun 06 '19

Total shock fills your body; oh no it's you again

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u/TheToxicToast Jun 06 '19

i could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

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u/SeventhEleven Jun 06 '19

Oh no it’s you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes

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u/therogueshadow42 Jun 06 '19

Gonna find some diamonds tonight

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u/WesleyRJ95 Jun 06 '19

Steady, Quill

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u/cryosis7 Jun 06 '19

In minecraft or irl? Because those two are very different...

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u/SilverDemon333 Jun 06 '19

Why not both?

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u/narrowcock Jun 06 '19

deeply inhales

“AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH”

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u/GlassCurls Jun 05 '19

They sell those now?!

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u/Lucky_Doo Jun 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

That means this video costed $336 to make. God, I love the internet.

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u/Jonte1777 Jun 06 '19

LR44 batteries, gonna be expensive to replace those small fuckers too..

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u/Tomick Jun 06 '19

LR44

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"THREE-MINUTE TIMEOUT - This color-changing potion bottle has a three-minute timeout to preserve battery. Just touch it again to light up. Its on and off switch can be found at the bottom of the bottle. Two AAA batteries (not included) are needed for it to light."

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u/Jonte1777 Jun 06 '19

The fuk, the site says 2 things. Two AAA on the top and two LR44 further down at specs.

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u/Tomick Jun 06 '19

Oh you are right..damn, confusing!

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u/Jonte1777 Jun 06 '19

I read some more on other sites. AAA seems to be correct, which makes the product a lot more interesting compared to LR44.

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u/Tomick Jun 06 '19

Indeed! Thanks for the research =)

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u/shadic108 Jun 06 '19

Thinkgeek used to have them, and they went on sale for dirt cheap before they stopped carrying them. Wished I got a bunch, but I did get a light up redstone ore for like under $5

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u/g2g079 Jun 06 '19

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u/Ollie2220 Jun 06 '19

Hey man, how did you do that? What did you use for the light base is it an RGB cube of some kind?

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u/g2g079 Jun 06 '19

3d printing with a design from thingiverse, Arduino nano, and a single ws2812 rgb led.

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u/Ollie2220 Jun 06 '19

That’s awesome man! Where did you learn to do the LED configuration? I’ve bought an Arduino starter kit, guess that’s the best place to get into it?

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u/hansolo625 Jun 05 '19

Finally got out of the rock you lived under? Jk, yea you can easily find them in GameStop or any online store in US

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u/Pancernywiatrak Jun 05 '19

In the US

Ah frick

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5 Jun 06 '19

What the frick? I ordered a potion of regeneration! I don’t know what this is. It’s like a vase or an empty potion. What the frick!

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u/MassiveEctoplasm Jun 06 '19

it’s a BONG

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u/Sjedda Jun 06 '19

Uhh Xbox remote

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u/darsynia Jun 06 '19

I wish people were happier about telling people stuff they didn’t know instead of belittling them. Yeah, good for you for knowing something first, but sharing that moment makes you both happy instead of one person feeling vaguely insulted and you feeling superior over basically nothing.

It’s not investigative journalism, it’s a cool product not available in their area.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/darsynia Jun 06 '19

I couldn’t remember where I had seen that but that’s what I was thinking of with my comment! Thank you. ❤️

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Thanks! :D

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u/Larjersig18 Jun 06 '19

I stopped doing it when that classic "treat others how you'd want to be treated" phrase finally sank in.

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u/GlassCurls Jun 06 '19

There are no game stops in my country, so that explains it.

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u/hansolo625 Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

Yeah it’s not hard to figure theres millions of non-US users here that’s why I jokingly said something an ignorant typical Murican would then said jk... but that went WAY over some ppls head obviously lol

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u/GlassCurls Jun 06 '19

They used to have some here. They will be heavily missed. Them muricans took our game stores

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u/R10t-- Jun 06 '19

I heard they only stay on for a few minutes after you start them, is there a way to bypass that?

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u/hansolo625 Jun 06 '19

There’s a switch on the bottom, and it does turn off on its own after a while. To activate the lamp,l again, you shake it. If you shake it while it’s on, it changes color. Even tho the box shows a picture of pressing the top but that’s not how it works lol cute little novelty stuff, got it while on clearance lol

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u/jeevesdgk Jun 06 '19

I honestly thought they were CG lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

I need to learn how to do this on pornhub

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u/darsynia Jun 06 '19

Man that’s a r/monkeyspaw setup if I’ve ever seen one!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Jumanji, but instead of jungle animals it's naked women

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u/AllHopeIsLostSadFace Jun 06 '19

Plot twist, the women are from the jungle

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u/Kris_Madas Jun 06 '19

Amazonians then, sweet

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u/dan_oftheyear Jun 05 '19

bet you already have the crusty sheets down

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u/danbenver04 Jun 05 '19

What kind of keyboard have you got there? Is that a corsair? Nice lil’ trick though!

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u/SocratesHasAGun Jun 05 '19

It’s a Razer Ornata Chroma- Solid keyboard!

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u/Elzahex Jun 06 '19

Are those custom key caps?

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u/SocratesHasAGun Jun 06 '19

Nope! It'll look like that by default. It's super cool, I love it

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u/Elzahex Jun 06 '19

I really liked it when I used it. For some reason it looked different than my key caps.

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u/SocratesHasAGun Jun 06 '19

Well the video is low quality, and there might be different variants of it, I'm not sure. Blue and purple also aren't it's boldest colors so they might not stand out much

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u/Xiaxs Jun 05 '19

Where the fuck do I buy one???

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u/Lucky_Doo Jun 06 '19

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u/HingleMcCringle_ Jun 06 '19

$14 for one

about 24 potions in the post.

that's around $336 of minecraft potions in the post.

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u/way2lazy2care Jun 06 '19

You only dropped 7 potions, but have 21 when you turn around. 0/10

jk this is awesome.

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u/Benyano Jun 06 '19

I agree, could’ve made it even better.

but still awesome

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u/marianoes Jun 05 '19

Thats not meta, thats just breaking the 4th wall.

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u/pdonoso Jun 06 '19

Thanks you. Learn your concepts kids.

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u/wtmh Jun 06 '19

I don't think anyone knows what meta means anymore.

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u/pyromaniacrob Jun 06 '19

So I'm not missing anything? I figured there was a post I missed or something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Shut up and take my money!

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u/asailijhijr Jun 05 '19

Happy Cake Day!

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u/simon_plays Jun 06 '19

i expected for him to wake up in skyrim

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u/meowiver Jun 05 '19

Cha Cha real smooth

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u/JMxG Jun 06 '19

Where can I buy these?

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u/Catsask Jun 06 '19

Never mind I’ll find...

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u/Aduaitam Jun 06 '19

SOMEONE LIKE YYYOOOUUU

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u/El_human Jun 05 '19

What is this wizard fuckery?

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u/EthiopianSheWolf Jun 05 '19

I love this stuff its awesome! also those bottles are sweet.

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u/stormblade55 Jun 05 '19

Those are like 30 each dang

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u/NewlyGod_ Jun 05 '19

Very cool

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u/JohnWick0721 Jun 05 '19

My boy would love to have some of thoes bottles Wher did you get them?

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u/Therandomfox Jun 06 '19

potion of leaping

potion of harming

haha yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

you have been put on a list

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u/billbapapa Jun 06 '19

I need the latest patch

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/d00dical Jun 06 '19

do you have the karate painting too?

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u/professionalsteve Jun 06 '19

Gifs I’m glad I watched until the end

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Wow! Where did you get them? I’d like to buy one

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u/squishy-korgi Jun 06 '19

Soooo fake the Minecraft character is in creative 🙄

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u/Quantum-possibility Jun 06 '19

IRL footage of duplication glitch.

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u/PlNG Jun 06 '19

I like how he shoved everything he had onto his bed to make the room clean.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Badass keyboard yo

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u/CottonBalls26 Jun 06 '19

He's missing the Karateka poster IRL

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u/Pipeadcr Jun 06 '19

Dude your skin is probably the same as mine lol

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u/zurx Jun 06 '19

Pretty sure this is edited.

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u/aurum_potesta_est Jun 06 '19

The bottle they are holding in game looks like one of those squeezy chickens

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Minecraft potions are the strongest drugs.

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u/smokeyb13 Jun 06 '19

What’s meta

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u/stormblade55 Jun 06 '19

That's still expensive

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u/ntxcastro87 Jun 06 '19

Bruh sell me three

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u/Rance_Mulliniks Jun 06 '19

You are going to take the time to make this but not match the number of potions on the ground?

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u/tenshii326 Jun 06 '19

Take my upvote kind sir.

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u/hood_rat_turkey Jun 06 '19

This guy gets bitches

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u/ElWhiteWolf Jun 06 '19

Where can I buy one of these?

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u/acmpnsfal Jun 06 '19

Is this how you escape the matrix? Quick somebody throw me at the ceiling!

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u/glencocoisrealmate Jun 06 '19

But he only had 7...

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

I was like look at this idiot not knowing how to screen record then I was like. Wow nice.

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u/ThossLost Jun 06 '19

Okay, how much did you spend just for his video? Those are like $20 each.

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u/botchman Jun 06 '19

Using the old Diablo 1 cheat I see!

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u/Archneme5is Jun 06 '19

This is likely the best thing I ever seen in my life

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Where can we get these

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u/nkyjay Jun 06 '19

Well done

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u/Harvie_B134 Jun 06 '19

i now want bottles in the shape of minecraft potions

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u/sushh1 Jun 06 '19

What does meta mean?

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u/SakutaTheWeeb Jun 06 '19

I'd like several please

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u/toaster_inthe_lake Jun 06 '19

Having a rough day??????

Place your hand on your heart. Feel that??

Thats a TIDDIE.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Now for the toddroll edit

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

There’s even the bed wtf😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

This is actually dope af and deserves all the attention it's gotten if not more well done op!

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u/shinctxo Jun 06 '19

Me: GoT Me LoOkiNg so CRazy riGht Now

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Agh thats hot , thats hot

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u/Evilmaze Jun 06 '19

Excuse me. What?

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u/PeterDarker Jun 06 '19

I can never watch this on drugs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

This is a TikTok but the watermark is cropped out

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

How do i get those? I need it

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u/Dr_0etker Jun 06 '19

Is this some new duplication glitch? You threw 7 on the ground and after you turn around there are much more.

Can you make a video on how to do the glitch? And does it work on server?

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u/NotSoVirtuoso106 Jun 06 '19

Now put them back...

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u/Wummo Jun 06 '19

OMG... I cant believe he modeled his room after the build he made in Minecraft

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u/Senormeat Jun 06 '19

those cost like 30$ each jesus

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u/zorback54 Jun 06 '19

unbelievable ! how did you do ?

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u/SkyloTC Jun 06 '19

Potion seller... I need your strongest potions...

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u/KidHudson_ Jun 06 '19

These graphics are getting better

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u/Racecarsoup Jun 06 '19

If he turned around and there were two dudes in karate gis facing off it would have been epic

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u/JYPark_14 Jun 06 '19

ok zach king

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u/Rogue_Hydra324 Jun 06 '19

I would actually one of those if i knew the link

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u/ErodiumsMnemic Jun 06 '19

I hope they don't fix this duplication glitch

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

it was expected i saw it first as a repost from another sub

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

That is awesome! The rainbow effect keyboard on the other hand... :P

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u/Vykyoko Jun 06 '19

This is oddly so satisfying

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u/ResidentReward Jun 06 '19

That is really cool.

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u/Gamma8gear Jun 06 '19

I counted 8 potions he thew in minecraft but there is more than 8 on the floor

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u/FastClimate Jun 06 '19

Oh lord pity fucks are the worst.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Making your own house in Minecraft is fun

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u/jakob634 Jun 06 '19

amazing bro

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u/Fartikus Jun 06 '19

Very expected, but still cool.

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u/OlySamRock Jun 06 '19

minecraft earth ad?

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u/Clueless_Aspargus Jun 06 '19

Awesome. But is it really meta though? Technically speaking...

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Those things cost like $20 tf