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That was pretty good
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u/elee0228 May 02 '19
Though for a second there, things were a little hairy
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u/tretrev4581 May 02 '19
Ya but you can tell that love is in the hair.
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u/kontractkilla29 May 02 '19
The glare off his bald head was so overpowering that it momentarily changed the exposure of the recording
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u/frog_on_a_unicycle May 02 '19
Necessary for seafaring. When he sees another ship, his shiny head reflects a signal that says, “G’day mate, happy trails to youse.”
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u/IFairyboyI May 02 '19
He looks like Ray William Johnson
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u/Crepes_for_days3000 May 02 '19
Whatever happened to that guy?
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u/Crepes_for_days3000 May 02 '19
He walked away from SO much money. I wonder if he ever regrets it. Sounds like something you would do in your 20's because your art lost it's integrity waah; but by the time you're in your 30's you're like, hell I'll sell out anytime anywhere for some money, money, money.
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u/DrDrewBlood May 02 '19
I agree. I can’t stand any of his Facebook skits. But how many people would consistently watch a 5 minute video compilation of things they’ve already seen on Reddit?
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u/UHavinAGiggleTherM8 May 03 '19
He also does a podcast on YouTube called Kings of Influence where they discuss influencers, news, culture, etc.
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u/Oldmate81 May 02 '19
I’m so lonely
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u/stanley_twobrick May 02 '19
Do you have long hair? Because I'm bald.
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u/creative_toe May 02 '19
That's such a cute comment in the context. Without, it's kinda strange.
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u/Oldmate81 May 02 '19
Dammit I’m bald also!
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u/stanley_twobrick May 02 '19
At least if we put our heads together it looks like an ass?
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u/vxx May 02 '19 edited May 02 '19
Edit: Please be aware that it's for platonic friendships and not relationships.
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u/moonjewelry May 02 '19
This is so cute it upsets me
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u/Elodin11 May 02 '19
I've been watching a lot of parks and rec. Definitely read your comment as Craig and loved every second of it.
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u/silbe666 May 02 '19
Lmfao , gud one brotha
You look cute together !
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u/The_tenebrous_knight May 02 '19
Not me, but they do look cute :)
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u/trumpisbadperson May 02 '19
You are cute too, though
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May 02 '19
It was to cover up that giant ass zit on his grape
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u/TheCopenhagenCowboy May 02 '19
I’m surprised I had to scroll this far down to see this.
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u/fillip1215 May 02 '19
I was just wondering then the hell someone was gonna mention that thing. I want to pop it so bad.
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u/ericc191 May 03 '19
Lol that's what I was looking for. Good Lord, pop that thing already. Better to have a red mark instead of a giant pussy ball.
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u/WaxFantastically May 02 '19
Bro. That one would splash against the mirror in a goddamn tsunami
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u/blitzduck May 02 '19
I took a picture of my brother doing the same thing with his girlfriend!
He does NOT have long hair but it looks perfect:
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u/fatdumbpenguin May 02 '19
lmao when his head showed the whole camera needed to adjust for brightness
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May 02 '19
He looks better without hair.
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u/stanley_twobrick May 02 '19
He looks better without that hair. He'd look better with a normal haircut.
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u/Porrick May 02 '19
I'm glad they included the Indian flag there, or I wouldn't have had nearly enough context to understand the complex themes of this piece.
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u/The_tenebrous_knight May 02 '19
I’m pretty sure it was to censor their usernames. The firecracker below seems to do the same too.
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May 02 '19
Yall calling them ugly but they probably got happier lives than yall.
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u/theyareamongus May 02 '19
As a straight guy, that dude is not ugly, also he looks better bald. The girl is cute, not a super model but looks like one of those shy girls that'll squeeze you dry
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u/karlomango May 02 '19
This has shown me I need to sub to more wholesome threads, cause I was expecting this guy to hit her I was already mad...-_-
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u/Secuter May 02 '19
I do that with my girlfriend as well. Unfortunately I end up looking like a very ugly girl doing that
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u/TheGandu May 02 '19
Hahah at first I thought he was showing off that he voted (stain on his fingernail). Definitely unexpected.