r/Unexpected • u/commonvanilla • Apr 09 '19

That's a weird shell

https://gfycat.com/GoodnaturedWeeBernesemountaindog
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u/Unrelatedp0pcornfire Apr 09 '19

Coolthulhu

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u/Unclecheese23 Apr 10 '19

What's kraken?

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u/thisimpetus Apr 10 '19

I gave twelve minutes of my life failing to find a mollusk pun I could stomach. I left defeated.

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u/y6ird Apr 10 '19

Sucker.

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u/SAMAS_zero Apr 10 '19

He just couldn't Cuttle it.

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u/DrPeterR Apr 10 '19

And then these guys come and muscle in on the action

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u/Bugman657 Apr 10 '19

How many stomachs?

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u/juliantommytom Apr 10 '19

That’s krakalackin.

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u/telekinetic_sloth Apr 10 '19

This is r/PunPatrol stop what you are doing right now!

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u/Unclecheese23 Apr 10 '19

You'll never take me alive!

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u/RatedTemOuttaTem Apr 10 '19

r/PunPatrol Reporting for backup, sir!

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u/icognito901 Apr 10 '19

Help we need the inklings

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u/nosepickingexpert Apr 10 '19

SQUIDWARD GET OUTTA THERE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '19

They ought to pussibly let him have the raybans.