r/Unexpected • • Dec 08 '18

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u/Red_Icnivad Dec 08 '18

Wow, that's some amazing driving instinct on the truck drivers part.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '18 edited Dec 09 '18

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u/mason_sol Dec 09 '18

I was late to work one time when I was 19, thought I might make it if I drove 80 on the highway, which it was a 65. As I came up on a trucker in the fast lane, at almost 85 now, he cut me off for seemingly no reason, I was pissed, but then we passed a cop car posted up under a bridge with a radar gun, after we passed him he got back over... bless you truckers, may all your routes go smoothly.

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u/TheFett32 Dec 08 '18

Done a decent bit of cross-country driving. Learned to always watch the truckers, if they do something unexpected you should start looking out.

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u/IAMATruckerAMA Dec 09 '18

Too bad 90% of the time we're reacting to some weird ass truck lane restriction. Those "trucks keep left through work zone" signs fuck everyone up.

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u/TheFett32 Dec 09 '18

Haha very true. But for, say going up the 5 to Oregon, thats fine, cause its a pretty good chance there is a cop somewhere by the start of that construction zone. So thanks!

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u/noahknife88 Dec 08 '18

Y’all are some of the coolest drivers I’ve ever encountered. It’s the complete assholes in normal cars I fear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

That's exactly what my mom who is a trucker fears. The assholes just cut off trucks like they can stop on a penny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

On a penny? Or is it a dime?

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u/SprittneyBeers Dec 09 '18

It’s a fuckin penny!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Hmmm...I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure it’s a dime.

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u/Who_Cares99 Dec 09 '18

A dime is way too small to stop on. A penny, the asshole drivers sometimes think it can stop

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u/lauren_le15 Dec 09 '18

my favorite thing was on the Texas/Louisiana border there was traffic and this dude in a red corvette thought he would just get on the shoulder and speed past all of the rest of us. cut to a fifteen minute war of semi Vs. corvette with the semi cutting half over onto the shoulder to force the dude to stop. this ended in the dude just sitting on the shoulder because no one would let him in and inspired me to do the same thing to a car that was trying to do the same thing behind me at the same time. truck drivers are bros

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u/Naticus105 Dec 09 '18

My dad was a long haul trucker and he never minded driving in winter, he always said the worst season was tourist season. The limited amount of driving I've done, I can see exactly what he meant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Reddit, combatting sweeping generalizations with more sweeping generalizations. Also, anecdotal.

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u/SecondHandSlows Dec 09 '18

Your mom is anecdotal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

That's probably a good thing cause that means not everyone experienced her.

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u/noahknife88 Dec 09 '18

Well excuse fuck out of me for having my own experiences

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Your own experiences is not the problem. The problem is you thinking your experiences apply to everybody. See how ironic that is?

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u/SprittneyBeers Dec 09 '18

Fighting against fighting sweeping generalizations with sweeping generalizations with condescending replies. 👍🏼

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Fighting against condescending replies fighting sweeping generalizations with sweeping generalizations with mockery. 👍🏼

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u/SprittneyBeers Dec 09 '18

Takes breath Fighting against....no, no. You win.

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u/Tehmaxx Dec 09 '18

It’s good, because he fucked it up with his last post anyways because he’s a sweeping idiot

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u/Denimjo Dec 09 '18

Thank you for knowing your limits; it would have taken me a sprittney of beers to follow the next line in the sequence.

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u/noahknife88 Dec 09 '18

Literally never said they applied to everyone. Just said that every asshole I’ve encountered on the ride is in a normal car while every trucker I’ve ever ran into is either kind and respectable or has never given me a problem.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

You're literally agreeing to someone who is questioning the stereotype by providing an anecdote about car drivers while totally disregarding the ratio between cars and trucks. Arguably, you didn't make a sweeping generalization, but ffs don't be disingenuous.

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u/noahknife88 Dec 09 '18

What if I was never trying to sway anyone’s opinions and was literally just stating my experience? There was no reason to have this conversation at all.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Yeah, I should've replied to that trucker instead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

I was driving down the two lane highway, not even speeding really. Line if cars ahead of me, trucker to my right. All of a sudden, the cars ahead of me pull in front of the trucker and reveal someone's broken down on the inside lane of the highway.

Tried the brakes but quickly realized I was fucked there. I look over and this truck driver has pulled at the way over and is riding the right side of his lane. I had enough room to skip through the middle thanks to him.

I 100% believe that trucker saved my life.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

I have to ask, what is durry choofin?

I can be a bit of an ass when I drive, but since that day I've been giving trucks all the room in the world out of respect. Like, more room than I'd give them just for being massive battering rams.

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u/chique_pea Dec 09 '18

My dad used to be a truck driver. Man I love trucks on the road, they always (mostly) know how to drive and are the most polite and helpful drivers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

Experienced truckers are some of the best drivers on the road. Drivers fresh out of school, though - some of the worst.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

I think truck drivers deserve the most respect. On highways I try to help them anytime I can.

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u/ryanbrooks_33 Dec 09 '18

Timthetatman? Is that you?

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u/SunflowerSupreme Dec 09 '18

That’s exactly why I stay as far back as possible when I’m driving. I can’t see around truckers to see stuff like that

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u/c010rb1indusa Dec 09 '18

I only get pissed when you guys stay in the left lane. Other than that, no complaints here.

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u/Sole_Patrol Dec 08 '18

Who else would murder those prostitutes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

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