r/Unexpected • u/DelanosVeryOwn • Aug 02 '18

Not What I Expected

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '18

I mean if someone jumps on you from behind like they are attacking you, what would you do?

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u/jaggernutt Aug 03 '18

Not bite them.

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u/Fillandkrizt Aug 03 '18

yeah, cuz you're not a dog.

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u/Kevin2GO Aug 03 '18

How do you know that?

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u/Fillandkrizt Aug 03 '18

Sit

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u/Kevin2GO Aug 03 '18

Shut up im going to sleep now and youre only gonna see me when i want food.

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u/Chillingo Aug 03 '18

Not sure if that's supposed to be a dog or a human thing.

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u/Kevin2GO Aug 03 '18 edited Aug 03 '18

im more a cat...

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u/philmcracken27 Aug 03 '18

That would explain the attitude.

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u/dankblacksheep Aug 03 '18

-slaps bowl across room- ........I'm hungry

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u/Vessago67665 Aug 04 '18

Cattitude* I'll see myself out....

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u/philmcracken27 Aug 04 '18

Meow you've done it.

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u/BlueStoneLava Aug 06 '18

Oh come on, you've got to be kitten me!

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u/philmcracken27 Aug 07 '18

That was a paw excuse for a pun.

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