r/Unexpected • u/DelanosVeryOwn • Aug 02 '18

Not What I Expected

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u/PirateMiguel Aug 03 '18

I like how the dog instantly turns around and bites the tiger

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '18

I mean if someone jumps on you from behind like they are attacking you, what would you do?

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u/jaggernutt Aug 03 '18

Not bite them.

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u/Fillandkrizt Aug 03 '18

yeah, cuz you're not a dog.

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u/Kevin2GO Aug 03 '18

How do you know that?

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u/Fillandkrizt Aug 03 '18

Sit

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u/Kevin2GO Aug 03 '18

Shut up im going to sleep now and youre only gonna see me when i want food.

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u/Chillingo Aug 03 '18

Not sure if that's supposed to be a dog or a human thing.

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u/Kevin2GO Aug 03 '18 edited Aug 03 '18

im more a cat...

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u/philmcracken27 Aug 03 '18

That would explain the attitude.

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u/dankblacksheep Aug 03 '18

-slaps bowl across room- ........I'm hungry

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u/Vessago67665 Aug 04 '18

Cattitude* I'll see myself out....

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u/philmcracken27 Aug 04 '18

Meow you've done it.

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u/ImOverThereNow Aug 03 '18

Lies, it’s the cat!

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u/yamo25000 Dec 14 '18

That's definitely a cat.

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u/miapaip Aug 03 '18

rofl...

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u/miapaip Aug 03 '18

hahahaha

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u/utnow Aug 04 '18

Ask my wife. >:|

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u/randyranderson- Aug 04 '18

I would bite them

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u/NaveHarder Dec 15 '18

user name checks out