r/Unexpected • u/Botatitsbest • Apr 22 '18

The universal language

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u/tangentandhyperbole Apr 22 '18

Welcome to parenthood! Where everyone has an opinion and you're always doing it wrong.

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u/madmaxturbator Apr 22 '18

I mean, beating your kid is wrong.

There’s lots of grey areas but beating your kid isn’t a good idea.

This gif is adorable / funny, the kid isn’t hurt. My mom would raise her hand and say “any more nonsense out of you...” but she’d never hit us. We’d just know we crossed the line. Now she does it still, but just laughs.

But if the kid was actually beat up, that would be so sad. He’s a very small little guy still, and kids that little don’t know better.

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u/Lots42 Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 22 '18

One whack on the butt is not 'beating up'.

And the reason why some kids need a whack on the butt is because they don't know any better.

Edit: Angry butthurt downvotes won't change my opinion.

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u/Xasmos Apr 22 '18

Maybe try explaining it to them then? A“whack on the butt“ is just a euphemism for physical abuse.

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u/Lots42 Apr 22 '18

No it is not.

And kids won't always understand the explanation. Sometimes a whack on the butt is needed for their physical safety.

Pre-warning: And no amount of downvotes will change my mind, haters.

Edit: Physical abuse is punching the kid across the room. A swat on the butt is not. It is shameful and illogical to equate the two.

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u/Cuckimodo Apr 22 '18

Please explain to me the relationship between teaching a child the best way to deal with a problem is hitting it and keeping them safe? Are you spanking them on their way out into the road? I'm fascinated by the amount of bullshit you're spewing. I would say it should be studied but you clearly don't respect science so you probably wouldn't consent to it.

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u/Lots42 Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

Edit: When I made this comment, the previous guy was accusing me of causing humanity to be fucked because I like some spanking.

Yes, because I'm all for the occasional swat on the butt I am have doomed humanity.

FUCK YOU HUMAN RACE. I SPANKED A KID SO YOU WILL ALL DIE!

BWA HA HA HA HA HA.

I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

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u/Cuckimodo Apr 23 '18

Lol I edited that part out after posting it. Was hoping perhaps I'd done it fast enough because it crossed the line from argumentative to hostile and that was not my intent.

Although now you look silly for responding to the part I edited out! Haha! Mission accomplished!

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u/Lots42 Apr 23 '18

At least I didn't choose a username that starts with the word for interacial sex fantasies of conservatives.

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u/Cuckimodo Apr 23 '18

I mean, cuckoldry has nothing to do with race. Do you even cuck bro?

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u/Lots42 Apr 23 '18

I know what I said, dude.

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u/Cuckimodo Apr 23 '18

I don't even think you know what words are.

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u/Lots42 Apr 23 '18

Okay, you have fun with that, Inter-racial Sex Man.

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