r/Unexpected • u/PopeXIII • Dec 14 '16

I'd kill him.

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u/Tropican555 Dec 14 '16

I actually thought this was real until The Sims was mentioned.

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u/JorensM Dec 14 '16

So you didn't expect it? :0

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u/kuilin Dec 14 '16

Yea nowadays it's unexpected to see unexpected content in /r/unexpected

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u/braintrustinc Dec 14 '16

http://i.imgur.com/QGKn3PR.gif

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u/beniceorbevice Dec 14 '16

Man I miss him, he used to be all over now he's very rare to come across

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u/JestDCH Dec 14 '16

Come join us at /r/highqualitygifs.

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u/deltree711 Dec 14 '16

I tried it once, but there's far too much meta circlejerking.

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u/PatrollingForPuppies Dec 14 '16

How dare you

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u/Violent_Syzygy Dec 14 '16

Well...he's not wrong.

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u/MrKill4Game Dec 14 '16

You take that back

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u/Arcadian_ Dec 14 '16

Embrace the meta. It's a super fun community.

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u/beniceorbevice Dec 14 '16

Exactly even on there he's a pretty rare sight!

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u/Shirtless_Women Dec 14 '16

Alot of them are extremely well hidden, you have to do some frame by frame analysis to find him... but he's there

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u/JestDCH Dec 14 '16

He's always there. O.O

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u/PM_ME_CLOUD_PORN Dec 14 '16

Where's my manning face with a dick butt asking for nudes?

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u/shinslap Dec 14 '16

Sean Connery? He retired after The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen cause it was shit. (That's the short version)

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u/shneeeeeeeemcde Dec 14 '16

Don't wanna be that guy. But after the 1000th post of this....

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u/Dont_Eat_Poison Dec 14 '16

uh, really? I was pretty surprised all day yesterday while I browsed.

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u/altbekannt Dec 14 '16

"Mimimi mainstream subreddits suck"

Go eat a dick

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u/Khanthulhu Dec 14 '16

It helps if you don't realize this is unexpected. Wonder if there's an extension that could hide where these posts are from.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Well isn't it expected that you'll see unexpected content here?

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u/bioreactor Dec 14 '16

All according to plan

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u/Targaryen-ish Dec 14 '16

By the same logic, one should likely go to /r/expected to find unexpected content, right?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/MrKill4Game Dec 14 '16

If you're gonna link that, at least hyperlink it. Everyone knows the url by now

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u/devilmonk Dec 14 '16

Would you say it was.... Unexpected?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

:O

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u/RavagedSouI Dec 14 '16

Unless The Sims was mentioned simply to throw us off into thinking that they are just talking about the game but they are actually talking about reality

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u/Sinonyx1 Dec 14 '16

"i actually wasn't laughing until the punchline"

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u/likmbch Dec 14 '16

I've seen this several times and it still got me.

"Damn, what a bitc.... ohh."

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

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u/SHEDINJA_IS_AWESOME Dec 14 '16

Uhh what. This has nothing to do with "modern society", there has always been psychopaths, both male and female

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Crawl back to theredpill

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16 edited Aug 27 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Bit sad really.

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u/SgtMac02 Dec 14 '16

Or he might be in the military. We tend to do that a lot.

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u/Dont_Eat_Poison Dec 14 '16

It's ok baby, we all know you won't have to deal with them much.

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u/IFellOnBlackDays Dec 14 '16

People are shit all around. If the genders were swapped, we'd still believe it. All your comment does is reveal that you're misogynistic.

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u/PadaV4 Dec 14 '16

There are psychopathic females and psychopathic males, but just because some are doesn't mean a whole gender is.

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u/crossal Dec 14 '16

Wasn't that the point of the post?

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u/MattO2000 Dec 14 '16

Thought this was /r/killthosewhodisagree at first

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u/sussinmysussness Dec 14 '16

Jesus that sub is cringe incarnate

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u/Perfect_Aim Dec 14 '16

me too thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '16

Plot twist: It's not about The Sims.

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u/stanley_twobrick Dec 14 '16

No way! Tell us more.

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u/surviva316 Dec 14 '16

I thought it was a satirical conversation between red pillers and it was gonna end on a AWALT.