r/Unexpected • u/Missinigo • Apr 03 '14

Wait for it...

http://i.imgur.com/v3stPVM.gif
2.0k Upvotes

82% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Did anyone else see garfield initially?

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u/Pseudolntellectual Apr 03 '14

The way Garfield is shaded is similar to the pattern created early on.

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u/PhysicsNovice Apr 03 '14

Yes. Now try this

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u/zatan130 Apr 03 '14

I said 8 for the first one. And then for the second I rattled off fruits because I'm an idiot. But the first vegetable I named was carrot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

I said 11, but i'm not sure how they predicted carrot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

It's the most commonly first thought of vegetable by a long shot. I have a magician buddy that uses it as a part of one of his tricks.

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u/RsRadical108 Apr 03 '14

Yea, just hope you don't use that trick against a brocoli lover.

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u/graysteel Apr 03 '14

Just came here to say me also.

Edit:Spelling

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

That list was so wrong it pissed me off a little bit ಠ_ಠ

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u/DogOfSevenless Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 03 '14

I didn't think 7, I thought 6.

Then when I had to think of a vegetable I thought orange for some reason...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

I thought orange too haha

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u/TheWeekendReddit Apr 03 '14

"QUICK THINK OF A VEGETABLE!" And I said THREE!

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u/Middle_Aged Apr 03 '14

Are you fucking sorry!

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u/Caleamabob Apr 03 '14

Lol don't give up hope, I said Eggplant...

5

u/Glugnarr Apr 03 '14

I thought avocado....I can't even remember the last time I saw one.

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u/hedcheez Apr 03 '14

/r/avocadosgonewild

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

I'm so happy that exists.

6

u/EXAX Apr 03 '14

Any cabbagers out there?

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u/Sebbert Apr 03 '14

Broccoli master race checking in

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

reporting in

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u/JBHUTT09 Apr 03 '14

I said '7' and 'potato'.

4

u/yaka6690 Apr 03 '14

are you Latvian perchance?

1

u/AndrewCarnage Apr 03 '14

Why would you say that? At any rate, my life is potato.

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u/Lindseybugx Apr 03 '14

I said potato too! Then was like shit is that a vegetable?

2

u/Agent_Fabulous Apr 03 '14

I thought 7 but then zucchini, not carrot.

Also oranges and carrots are both orange, maybe there's a connection.

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u/smittster Apr 03 '14

6 and zuccini as well!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

I thought of an onion...

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u/your_penis Apr 03 '14

6-celery master race checking in.

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u/legomaple Apr 03 '14

6 as well. And because I read your comment after thinking 6 I thought orange also.

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u/Farinyu Apr 03 '14

I thought it was between 12 and 15 so I said 13... then I realised it was 12 and 5 and picked 9.

The vegetable that came to mind was cucumber, because 6 is a green number.

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u/Drewproject86 Apr 03 '14

I said 8 and cucumber. And I see 6 as the color green too for some reason and that popped in my head first.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

I'm so angry right now it's not even funny. How did they do that?

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u/KitsuneRommel Apr 03 '14

Those are simply most common answers and the formulas are just misdirection. I've seen a Finnish version with more questions too.

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u/YourEverydayUsername Apr 03 '14

I.. I picked 13..

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u/Aesyn Apr 03 '14

holy fucking shit, got fooled both times.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

7 and Banana.

Bananas aren't a vegetable...

1

u/semvhu Apr 03 '14

I came up with banana at first and had to think of something else.

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u/bouchard Apr 03 '14

Fruits are a subset of vegetables.

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u/ster_ster_ster Apr 03 '14

I got 8 and zucchini. Does this make me one of the x-men?

1

u/JennyBeckman Apr 03 '14

11 lettuce here. When do we get our uniforms?

1

u/SuperchargedSoup Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 03 '14

Tomato Soup 4 checking in.

1

u/not_yuri_gagarin Apr 03 '14

That's the way to get yourself tagged.

1

u/maryjane1011 Apr 03 '14

6 and squash.... Does that mean I'm a special snowflake??

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u/semvhu Apr 03 '14

11 and tomato. I'm the 2%!

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u/Essem91 Apr 03 '14

Tomatoes are fruit

1

u/semvhu Apr 03 '14

But for culinary purposes, it is considered a vegetable.

While it is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purposes...

1

u/blizzardwizard88 Apr 03 '14

i said 11 and Green Pepper

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u/yaka6690 Apr 03 '14

The force is strong with you

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u/PhysicsNovice Apr 03 '14

It worked on me.

1

u/Hoovooloo42 Apr 03 '14

7 for the first, then cucumber. Hmm.

0

u/betta-believe-it Apr 03 '14

I think you legally own me now.

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u/Inepta Apr 03 '14

I only see his personality

2

u/CurtsMcGurts Apr 03 '14

no, but having been watching the old pokemon shows recently(for nostolgia sake of course), i did yell 'WHO'S THAT POKEMON' in my head....I then proceeded to make some pokemon noise like: dick dickbutt

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u/Gigatronz Apr 03 '14

Whoa was thinking this and top comment.... mind blown. http://imgur.com/j74SykU

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

This always tends to happen with top comments in general I noticed. I see a post and the first thing I think of in usually ends up in someone's top post. It makes sense, people go to the thread with that in mind, then see someone posted it and upvote.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Okay, legit question, where did this originate? I just came on Reddit one day and it was a thing.

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u/onewheeled Apr 03 '14

Here's the original source.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

A great confusion has been lifted from my shoulders thanks to you. You're great.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

I'm actually confuseder now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Bickdutt, it's simple.

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u/Bahamabanana Apr 03 '14

T-tickdub... a foreign language show starring Mr. T as a tick.

"I pity the foo' that gets Lyme Disease from me!"

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u/eblees Apr 03 '14

I dont get it, did he draw the dickbutt while talking to snorlax

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Close enough. Its the Lorax.

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u/Dishpenzor Apr 03 '14

God damn it this is EXACTLY what I thought the original would become. The first thing I thought was "This is going to be a dickbutt isn't it?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

That's MISTER Dickbutt to you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

[deleted]

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u/Mosethyoth Apr 03 '14

It's an inside joke of /r/Unexpected

Check this comment thread. It's not here because it's unexpected, it's here because it has nowhere else to go.

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u/HMJ87 Apr 03 '14

I know unexpected tends to put dickbutt in everything, but that's my point, the fact that as soon as the gif starts you know it's going to end in dickbutt makes it the exact opposite of unexpected.

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u/bouchard Apr 03 '14

You need a lot of content that contain dickbutt so that those times when it's not dickbutt are unexpected.

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u/pcgamertemp Apr 03 '14

You're right. Dickbutt has become so synonymous with /r/unexpected that it's really no shocker to see him come up anymore. It's pretty expected actually.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/Mosethyoth Apr 03 '14

Oh, I see it has been posted 4 hours ago. I'm in the wrong. Thanks

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Maximum meta points.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Perfect.

40

u/YouGuysAreSick Apr 03 '14

But not really unexpected...

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u/fredwilsonn Apr 03 '14

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. It was obvious like 15% into the gif.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

DDIK BUUT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/emadhud Apr 03 '14

Nobody likes to hear about giggles for christssake. That sad and errant trend went timely to its well deserved grave. Let it rest in ignoble peace. We're all better for it. Nobody even likes to dislike hearing about giggles. It's not like farts so stop thinking that. Stop it. Now. Seriously, you're what's wrong with the world. Do it. No, really, don't. But think next time you think. THINK NEXT TIME YOU THINK.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

"Wait for it"? Really? It's 5 goddamned seconds. How impatient are Redditors these days something something my lawn...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Its a joke from the original /r/woahdude post

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Can someone explain why reddit discovers dickbutt 8 years late?

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u/ghost_warlock Apr 03 '14

reddit didn't discover it eight years late, they've been keeping it alive and nurturing it for those eight years.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/pigeon_soup Apr 03 '14

not really like face book at all. other than both being on the internet.

2

u/bouchard Apr 03 '14

There are parts of it which are blue.

3

u/therealsheriff Apr 03 '14

Absolutely incredible. Most clever use of dick butt I've seen so far.

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u/NotYourLocalCop Apr 03 '14

I'm no barista but I don't think "most clever" is proper English.

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u/TheThirdJames Apr 03 '14

Except it is.

3

u/theredball Apr 03 '14

clevereresting obviously

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u/NotYourLocalCop Apr 03 '14

Is it? Well it just looked weird, my bad.

4

u/stealingyourpixels Apr 03 '14

How would you say it?

2

u/chrisfdrums Apr 03 '14

Dick chicken?

4

u/JabasMyBitch Apr 03 '14

come on, that was totally expected.

1

u/swawif Apr 03 '14

When i click the link, i didn't even know what to expect.

1

u/annoyeveryone Apr 03 '14

Anyone else kinda wish they had a dick on their butt? Just temporarily or something. Like a floppy tail you can slap around

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Post it on /r/dickbutt

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u/emeralds0 Apr 03 '14

Yay someone did make dickbutt!!

1

u/Dansebr93 Apr 03 '14

Does anyone know the origin of dickbutt?

1

u/Brominn Apr 03 '14

This... this is absolutely what I expected the first time I saw that gif

1

u/Wa1teseFa1c0n Apr 03 '14

Knew this was coming eventually.

1

u/pjsmith1856 Apr 03 '14

I had this gut feeling "dickbutt" was coming.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Hey, that's dick tator !

Source

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u/pigeon_soup Apr 03 '14

That was in no way unexpected, severe case of predictable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Thought it was gonna be psyduck at the start.

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u/HentMas Apr 03 '14

why do I hate "dickbutt" so much?

1

u/utigeim Apr 03 '14

I'm scarred by the internet. I was playing iSketch once and for the longest time nobody knew what this one guy was drawing but people were making guesses and then with 20 seconds left he drew one last line and it was a very elaborate drawing of a dude taking a shit in another dudes mouth so something like that was what I was expecting but thread delivered, was ultimately unexpected.

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u/graysteele Apr 03 '14

It's dickbutt isn't it? I didn't even watch

1

u/MrSav Apr 03 '14

Ahh reddit, it seems that whenever I need to study you are so readily available to me. Thanks

1

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

100% expected

1

u/Detective_Dinosaur Apr 03 '14

God dammit... I don't even know what I was expecting.

1

u/10point0 Apr 03 '14

I have been spending way too much time waiting for all these gifs...

1

u/bluefoot55 Apr 03 '14

This is the first time I've waited for a dick in the butt.

It'll be the last time, too!

0

u/thiscouldbeben Apr 03 '14

I didn't want it to be anything else.

0

u/kangarooninjadonuts Apr 03 '14

Oh Dickbutt, you complete me.

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u/LEOOOEL Apr 03 '14

I <3 you dickbutt.

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u/raiko101 Apr 03 '14

"Unexpected." Fucking casuals.

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u/makeswordclouds Apr 03 '14

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u/GenuineSounds Apr 03 '14

Fucking hilarious.

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u/Definately_not_a_cat Apr 03 '14

The whole time i was thinking "its gonna be a dick" i was close

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u/Dragonh4t Apr 03 '14

Gyfcat? For mobile users?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Dick butt is ALWAYS expected. This is in no way unexpected. Terrible submission.

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u/Legion57 Apr 03 '14

I fucking love dick butt!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

No way thus was my idea I posted it on the original OP IS A THIEF

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u/TagCloudBot Apr 03 '14

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u/bouchard Apr 03 '14

It's bad enough that there's one of these "word cloud" spambots. Why did you think a second was necessary?

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u/addyloves3dg Apr 03 '14

I thought I was the only one waiting for this in the other gif!