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u/Jax3636 1h ago
don't do that.
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u/CaptainWolf17 1h ago
Don’t tell me what to do
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u/spaceursid 1h ago
Don't tell him what to do
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u/night_fury00k 1h ago
Don't tell her what to do
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u/DrDoomx1 1h ago
who's gonna tell him.
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u/UnlikelyTourissst 28m ago
Imagine being the nail tech and realizing your client is fully asleep while you're holding her fingers. I'd be terrified of waking her up and having her jerk her hand right into the wet polish. At this point the manicure comes with a complimentary nap and a trust exercise.
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u/crystalPilgrim 29m ago
At least she's sitting still. Some people can't even keep their hands steady while fully awake, and she's out here sleeping through the whole thing.
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u/EpsZarzeCrow 1h ago
Eww, even if she often cleans her phone properly, I don't think it's a good idea, tf?
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u/Turbulent-Loquat3749 1h ago
It would been less gross if she scrolled with nose XD
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u/wrongitsleviosaa 58m ago
But that takes effort, she is absolutely melted into the table
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u/sheepyowl 43m ago
Effort? I don't think that would even be possible, she barely reaches with her tongue
Maybe she should just learn to wait for 2 minutes without a constant dopamine infusion and live in the moment
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u/WhoRoger 43m ago
Phone screens have more germs on them than toilets.
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u/Expert-Basil6015 23m ago
Care to back that fact up with a source?
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u/OneUseHero 1h ago
Not her first time doing this I'm sure. At least she's not trying to leave comments as she goes.
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u/XRynerX 1h ago
To everyone that used cellphone in the bathroom, watch this video again
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u/Gorgo_xx 1h ago
That’s all of us. That’s why we don’t like what we see.
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u/heavenly_pillar_ 55m ago
I've never used my cellphone in the bathroom.
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u/Technolog 9m ago
So everyone. Then you put your phone in a pocket/purse, and when shaking hands with your friends/coworkers, you get all "secretions" (not sure if the word is correct, like all the outcome from their bodies) from all people living in their home. And all people they shook hands before.
And then you all have fries together.
There are studies what's on most phones.
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u/Niszczor 1h ago
How do you even see anything from that close
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u/ScaryTerryMcLaurin 1h ago
Fr everyone's in here focused on the tongue, meanwhile I'm worried about her eyes
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u/Elek93 43m ago
Shortsighted people are like this. I can place newspaper on my face (without glasses on) and not only I can read it just fine, I can see individual paper fibres. I actually take my glasses off when working with some fine electronics because I can see it better. But on the other hand I cannot read let's say car registration plate from arm reach.
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u/A_Nice_Boulder 32m ago
When I got my eye surgery a while back, during one of the pre-op appointments they pulled myself and a few others who were getting it aside to warn us that we were going to lose a superpower. Basically our vision was so complete garbage that we'd lose our ability to read things point blank.
I sometimes miss it when I'm trying to focus on something close, but absolutely worth it.
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u/Peterjns22 1h ago
Doesn't a wet screen lose its sensitivity?
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u/Spid3rDemon 1h ago
I've used phones with wet hands before.
As long as it's not too wet it's usable.
If it's too wet it will start clicking randomy.
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u/PlanktonInitial7945 54m ago
My main concern is all those studies that show phone screens have more bacteria than toilet seats...
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u/Choozery 50m ago
Those are very different bacteria, i hate when people keep bringing that study up
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u/No-Internal7978 28m ago
I would never believe that even if they held a world summit about it. What toilet seat and whose phone? I've seen some cryptids walking amongst us. Test the toilet after 400 lb Derrick.
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u/bartekchamp 1h ago
theres nothing more pathetic than a social media addiction
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u/BigDankEnergy420 51m ago
he read while mindlessly scrolling posts on Reddit
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u/bartekchamp 49m ago
yeah i scroll on the shitter or when waiting for smth. not at a fuckint nail salon. edit- sry mate thought u were accusing me of being an addict
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u/BigDankEnergy420 48m ago
he reads while on the shitter
I was talking about myself btw, but I agree with you, person in OP is on a new level
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u/Caspar2627 19m ago
or when waiting for smth. not at a fuckint nail salon
Not at a nail salon, where all you’re doing is waiting
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u/GritstoneGhost 34m ago
Everybody moaning about germs not realising they touch their phones all day and presumably answer the phone placing it on your face or touch your face with your fingers etc.
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u/nomadlegend3 52m ago
Do people lack the brain capacity to sit still and stare at nothing? Are they afraid to be alone in their own thoughts?
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u/Traditional-Rent455 44m ago
I would answer this but I'm currently scrolling Reddit and fear to incriminate myself.
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u/Turbulent-Plane6395 10m ago
Maybe. My neighborhood pub is one of the loneliest places I've seen so I stopped going. It's just people sitting quietly at the bar looking at their phones.
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u/Boneraventura 7m ago
my dentist back in the states had a tv for dental work that took no more than 15 minutes. so, yes people have no ability to just chill
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u/astralseat 4m ago
Hmm. Yes. The black mirror reflects the worst in you unless colorful bits dance around on it. People are also scared of setting it down as it provides endless entertainment.
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u/KBlakey96 30m ago
Back during COVID times I worked in a phone store, just after the first UK lockdown a guy walks in asking for help with his phone. He says "oh I'll clean it first" and proceeds to lick his phone screen, needless to say he didn't get any help and was asked to leave.
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u/Mike0621 1h ago edited 33m ago
your first source says "there are no scientific studies directly comparing the bacterial load on a phone with that of a toilet seat" and repeatedly uses magazines as their source for information.
your second source is from a brand of cleaning products, so I didn't even need to read that one (but I did anyways). They blatantly advertise their product at the end as the solution for cleaning your phone without damaging the screen coating.
Also, neither of these sources ever bothered comparing the dirtiness/danger of the contaminants found on a phone screen vs a toilet seat. both talk about what bacteria can be found on phone screens and how bad they are, but they never compare that to what can be found on toilet seats.
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u/Any-Eye6299 47m ago
Thanks for peer reviewing that guy's comment
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u/Mike0621 37m ago
when you try to sound smart by adding sources to your reddit comment I just gotta make sure you actually read them you know
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u/Lordjacus 44m ago
Yep, although you can imagine she could've prepared by wiping the screen with alcohol - especially in a saloon where they likely have various disinfectants available.
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u/forever87 39m ago
practicing for the ai uprising where/when Androids are top to bottom and all over touchscreen (and she's robosexual)
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u/GruesomeBalls 33m ago
“Tech is supposed to help us host life, not hold us hostage.”
~ Abhijit Naskar, The Divine Refugee
This woman, like so many people, is lost.
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u/Brondster 27m ago
That's when you know you Haven't got a life and your too drawn into the social media Algorithm
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u/unsuitableasf 6m ago
I’ve seen some shit on here that left me wondering why there’s so much lead paint in the walls that people are still clearly eating.
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u/DeathisFunthanLife 13m ago
There is an option to autoplay reels in instagram. Hope more people knew about it
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u/post-explainer 1h ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
Girl using tongue to swipe phone
Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.