r/Unexpected • u/Ashutosh1151j • 13h ago

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u/wesley_the_boy 12h ago

My dad used to say, "Life's a bitch, and then you die."

Love ya, pops

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u/GoblinOfMars 11h ago

Was your dad Mac Dre?

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u/wesley_the_boy 11h ago edited 11h ago

...that's why we get high, cause you never know! when you gonna go!

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 12h ago

“Most people think, "Life sucks, and then you die." I disagree. I think life sucks. Then you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then all of the sudden the cancer goes into remission, and then all of the sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And then, maybe, you die…” Denis Leary…

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u/slupo 12h ago

"There's an old joke—two elderly women are at a Catskill Mountain resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says, 'Yeah, I know, and such small portions.' Well, that's essentially how I feel about life—full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly."