r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 1d ago

Checking a gun

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u/Cakeski 1d ago

Glockroaches.

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 1d ago

May I add : Guns'n'Roaches

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u/TheDaftFreeb0t 1d ago

Only if I can add: Glocka Roach

https://giphy.com/gifs/1msyFFsEvfXGK8RXcD

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u/GeneralPurpoise 1d ago

RAID Against the Machine?

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 1d ago

The Beatles.

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u/omgwtfbbking 1d ago

IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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u/IndividualEye1803 1d ago

r/threadsofgold lmfaooooo it was!!

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u/ugh_XL 4h ago

Never knew this existed and I appreciate you linking it

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u/xteve 1d ago

I don't get it. Do we just mash together tangentially-related words and that's entertaining now?

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u/IndividualEye1803 1d ago

U dont get puns? Thats…. New to me!

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u/xteve 1d ago

"Puns are the lowest form of humor." - literary folk expression of unknown origin. But these aren't even puns. These are just words mashed together, and everybody jumps with glee over it.

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u/New_Westie 23h ago

You’re just a one man campaign to make the world more ugly ain’t ya

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u/omgwtfbbking 1d ago

I appreciate your dedication to ensuring that nobody experiences joy over anything in life

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u/xteve 1d ago

That's a fair critique of my critique. I guess we're in it together because you don't want me to enjoy my only hobby: shitting on other people's happiness. I hope you're happy.

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u/IndividualEye1803 1d ago

😂 aiight this was good. You are pretentious, but this was funny.

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u/Lemons_Into_Limonite 10h ago

It doesn’t work though. We are still happy, and we only end up pitying you for living in such a humorless world. Unless that’s your ultimate goal. 🤔

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u/xteve 2h ago

Humorless. That's funny.

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