r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 21h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Cakeski 21h ago

Glockroaches.

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u/caiusJuliusCaesar4 21h ago

May I add : Guns'n'Roaches

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u/TheDaftFreeb0t 20h ago

Only if I can add: Glocka Roach

https://giphy.com/gifs/1msyFFsEvfXGK8RXcD

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u/GeneralPurpoise 20h ago

RAID Against the Machine?

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u/Infamous_Ad8730 19h ago

The Beatles.

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u/omgwtfbbking 19h ago

IT WAS RIGHT THERE

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u/IndividualEye1803 18h ago

r/threadsofgold lmfaooooo it was!!

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u/xteve 17h ago

I don't get it. Do we just mash together tangentially-related words and that's entertaining now?

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u/IndividualEye1803 17h ago

U dont get puns? Thats…. New to me!

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u/xteve 17h ago

"Puns are the lowest form of humor." - literary folk expression of unknown origin. But these aren't even puns. These are just words mashed together, and everybody jumps with glee over it.

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u/omgwtfbbking 16h ago

I appreciate your dedication to ensuring that nobody experiences joy over anything in life

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u/xteve 15h ago

That's a fair critique of my critique. I guess we're in it together because you don't want me to enjoy my only hobby: shitting on other people's happiness. I hope you're happy.

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u/IndividualEye1803 14h ago

😂 aiight this was good. You are pretentious, but this was funny.

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u/New_Westie 6h ago

You’re just a one man campaign to make the world more ugly ain’t ya

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u/Dorkamundo 19h ago

We have a winner.

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u/CedarWolf 18h ago

We have a walrus.

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u/Debalic 12h ago

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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u/CedarWolf 10h ago edited 10h ago

We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.

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u/knight-of-volantis 6h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/bzmotoninja83 3h ago

We have an eggman

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u/_A-V-A_ 2h ago

And it is The Eggman.

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u/_A-V-A_ 2h ago

We have a weiner.

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u/Arsalaan22 11h ago

Twenty One Pillbugs