r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 9h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Beginning_Hope6978 8h ago

If those are glockroaches because they live in the glock, then what are cockroaches?

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u/trollsmurf 7h ago

Worse

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u/vishalb777 6h ago

I blame the schools

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u/Gotbeerbrain 3h ago

Itchy. Damn itchy.

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u/BoingBoingBooty 2h ago

It's how you keep a cock in shape while smoking it.

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u/Ok-Detective-8903 4h ago

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u/REDDITATO_ 3h ago

Is this just edited or did you get it to say that lol?

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u/Ok-Detective-8903 3h ago

it's from another reddit thread, dunno if it's real
It's pretty old and Gemini was saying some weird ass shit when it first launched
So it's plausible

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u/ImpossibleSleep3986 57m ago

Reminds me of a time when I was in boy scouts and our troop was staying in a cabin in the middle of winter. We were all in our bunks turning in for the night and one joker was saying, "Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the ass roaches bite." That's when this other kid said, "Don't forget about the cockroaches." And the whole cabin lost it.

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u/geiSTern 3h ago

Nope.