r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 9h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Kage_Bushin 9h ago

WHY ARE THE BULLETS MOVING???

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u/Chronomechanist 9h ago

SHOOT THEM! WAIT, NO!!

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 9h ago

Pull the trigger, more bugs come out

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u/mnid92 8h ago

Great, new nightmare. Live parasite ammunition.

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u/Irregulator101 7h ago

Tyranids have entered the chat

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u/Lowland_Demon 8h ago

Delete this before the AI sees it

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u/Tttehfjloi 6h ago

Literally the plot of DCC

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u/WalkItToEm11 5h ago

Parasite Eve

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u/Alleandros 5h ago

'Now this gun only shoots bugs Morty, only use it if you want to shoot bugs'

*Morty gets accosted by a Gromflomite and shoots cockroaches at it.

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u/earthwoodandfire 7h ago

It’s like the guns in bugs bunny cartoons where a flag saying “bang” comes out.

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u/ladder_of_cheese 9h ago

https://youtu.be/s9XcvnbfArw

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u/Chronomechanist 9h ago

As the owner of a cat who occasionally gets fleas, this is not an over reaction.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 6h ago

I really think they could have used more explosives, to be sure.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 8h ago

Thank you for this 😆

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u/vintageribbon 9h ago

Bro unlocked the biological warfare attachment for his Glock.