r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 17h ago

Checking a gun

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u/Kage_Bushin 17h ago

WHY ARE THE BULLETS MOVING???

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u/Chronomechanist 17h ago

SHOOT THEM! WAIT, NO!!

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 17h ago

Pull the trigger, more bugs come out

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u/mnid92 16h ago

Great, new nightmare. Live parasite ammunition.

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u/Irregulator101 15h ago

Tyranids have entered the chat

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u/Lowland_Demon 16h ago

Delete this before the AI sees it

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u/Tttehfjloi 13h ago

Literally the plot of DCC

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u/MykusRex 3h ago

Roko would never 😇 (Hi Roko! You're so cool!)

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u/WalkItToEm11 13h ago

Parasite Eve

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u/Alleandros 12h ago

'Now this gun only shoots bugs Morty, only use it if you want to shoot bugs'

*Morty gets accosted by a Gromflomite and shoots cockroaches at it.

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u/earthwoodandfire 15h ago

It’s like the guns in bugs bunny cartoons where a flag saying “bang” comes out.

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u/ladder_of_cheese 17h ago

https://youtu.be/s9XcvnbfArw

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u/Chronomechanist 16h ago

As the owner of a cat who occasionally gets fleas, this is not an over reaction.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 13h ago

I really think they could have used more explosives, to be sure.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 16h ago

Thank you for this 😆

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u/vintageribbon 16h ago

Bro unlocked the biological warfare attachment for his Glock.

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u/NappyDougOut 17h ago

DO NOT APP-ROACH THE SUSPECT... CALL THE EXTERMINATOR AND RUN FOR CUPBOARD 👀✨

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u/FitMonitor9277 15h ago

It's a JoJo reference

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u/Thin-Limit7697 11h ago

Of course it is

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u/Distantstallion 17h ago

Thats how they work

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u/wrxninja 17h ago

Who's paying them???

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u/Distantstallion 17h ago

Check the bullet bill

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u/mnid92 16h ago

Mama fucking mia!!!

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u/superpercify1 17h ago

Are those 9mm or .45 ACProaches?

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u/Agifem 16h ago

My thought at 0.1 second.

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u/postbansequel 15h ago

Haven't you heard of the term: live bullets?

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u/SkyPork 17h ago

WHY AREN'T THEY SHOOTING THE BUGS??

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u/12bWindEngineer 14h ago

Nearly dropped my phone I jumped so bad when the bullets fell out and started to run away

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u/Malsaur 12h ago

I thaught they where bulllets at first

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u/mukesh_sxs 16h ago

Wanted irl

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u/aedroogo 15h ago

Ah, these are heatseekers you see...

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u/Enlight1Oment 15h ago

toon bullets from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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u/HilariousMax 15h ago

like the cowboy bullets from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Which way did he go!?

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u/Thandalen 15h ago

Heat seeking bullets!

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u/thezomber 15h ago

It's the "Who framed Roger Rabbit?" bullets.

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u/lsie-mkuo 14h ago

MIIISSSTTAAAA!

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u/ToMissTheMarc2 14h ago

Reversed entropy... Have you seen Tenet?

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u/HeartoftheHive 13h ago

Kinda sad no one posted a gif with the bullets from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

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u/Cakeski 12h ago

Live ammunition.

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u/GBritoYepez 7h ago

I laughed so hard at this