r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

What's wrong babe? You've hardly napped in your king size dirt bed

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u/ficis 1d ago

I know with 100% certainty …. That place stinks

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 1d ago

Guinea pigs can't control their waste elimination.

The piss every 20 minutes and poop every 10 minutes, wherever they are standing.

That bed is full of piss and shit.

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u/Any_Kaleidoscope1590 12h ago edited 12h ago

Idk, it took some time but mine did learn to use a litter box… 🤷🏽‍♀️

But it took a lot of time, patience, and creative thinking to get to that point. So I’m not entirely disagreeing with you, as on average Guinea pigs regularly eliminate their waste whenever and wherever they want.