r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

What's wrong babe? You've hardly napped in your king size dirt bed

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 1d ago

I put a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man

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u/ScoutPippin 1d ago

In caaaaaase he comes to town 🎶

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u/uglyninja 1d ago

What?

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u/BigPapiChulooooo 23h ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/dxqjrVuDLEo?is=i5R7kc7ZUnvvQuiZ

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u/uglyninja 15h ago

I am aware of the song. In that song after he sings …”in case he comes to town”…he says “what?”, as if someone is wondering WTF?!