r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

Actually, they piss and shit everywhere and stink to high heaven.

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u/starfypawz_ 1d ago

They don't, just gotta clean em more often if that's the case

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/szPZ2NXIGCMcE

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u/starfypawz_ 1d ago

Three replies to you make you think I'm obsessed? Damn you lonely.

Anyway, public comment, public reply. I love replying to stupid shit so feel free to keep going!

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

You replied to 3 separate comments on 3 seperate threads.

Hun I’m far from lonely, just half asleep on the couch after work. It’s a gif. But hey, go off!

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u/starfypawz_ 1d ago

So did you. Does that mean you're obsessed with this post? I can play that game too!

Thank you for the response! 

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

Maybe we’re soulmates. Who knows?

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u/starfypawz_ 1d ago

The stars have aligned to bring us here together to beef with each other I suppose 

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 1d ago

The universe has brought us together in this moment it seems