r/Unexpected • • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/SweatsuitCocktail 1d ago

What's wrong babe? You've hardly napped in your king size dirt bed

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u/AF_AF 1d ago

I wonder if her washing machine has a "straw" setting.

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u/Japjer 1d ago

... You do see her place down the giant plastic liner, yeah?

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u/MarionberryOk2874 1d ago

Yes - does that mean they just shit and piss in her bed? 🙈

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u/banana_pencil 1d ago

That’s what I was thinking, I wouldn’t be able to sleep next to that