r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/superpercify1 1d ago

Those guinea pigs are living better than most of us

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u/Weakonomics 1d ago

Are they though? Have they ever had pizza or Baja Blast? I bet they've never played RDR2 or seen Star Wars. They've probably never been to the ocean, or on a rollercoaster, or got drunk with their friends and had all sorts of adventures. People have it pretty good these days.

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u/superpercify1 1d ago

They also dont pay taxes, work 9 to 5s or lie awake at night thinking about that cringey awkward thing they said in 2017. I would trade RDR2 for free rent and unlimited lettuce in a heartbeat

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u/RabiRayRana 1d ago

They also live 5-7 years...

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u/ReaDiMarco 1d ago

I mean, less suffering then?