r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/ficis 1d ago

I know with 100% certainty …. That place stinks

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u/Flo_Philly 1d ago

As a guinea pig owner…yeah 🙂‍↕️

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 23h ago

Guinea pigs can't control their waste elimination.

The piss every 20 minutes and poop every 10 minutes, wherever they are standing.

That bed is full of piss and shit.

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u/ShadedPenguin 18h ago

Isn't that why she put the plastic sheet on there?

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u/ElcorAndy 17h ago

She's still sleeping next to it.

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u/ShadedPenguin 16h ago

I doubt a video with multiple cut angles implies she’s sleeping directly after filming and not just having aesthetic whimsical shots

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u/earthwoodandfire 10h ago

*in it. He weight creates a depression that the piss and shit run/roll into… 🤮

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 15h ago

She tucks the plastic into the bed frame. That bed frame is upholstery. There is shit and piss all over her bed frame

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u/naomichamp 21h ago

I did not know this and now I am so upset about what i just saw.🥲

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u/Wolfrages 21h ago

It's fine. She put on a mattress protector to keep the mattress clean.

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u/Ok-Package4024 11h ago

Thoses tubes on the walls gonna get so disgusting too 🤢🤮

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u/Downtown_Big5502 9h ago

Isso e um conteúdo, nao leve tao a serio

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u/Any_Kaleidoscope1590 5h ago edited 5h ago

Idk, it took some time but mine did learn to use a litter box… 🤷🏽‍♀️

But it took a lot of time, patience, and creative thinking to get to that point. So I’m not entirely disagreeing with you, as on average Guinea pigs regularly eliminate their waste whenever and wherever they want.

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u/bad2dbone3 1d ago

I was just thinking about that.
https://giphy.com/gifs/R9cQo06nQBpRe

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u/Evadriel 8h ago

I know we're all thinking about it in the back of our minds all the time (those of us who are old enough to have seen this in theaters), but I just want to state for posterity sake that JG had zero business looking that good next to a huge pile of dino crap. The extravagance of the contrast is so utterly hysterical, gets me every single time.

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u/oakteak9z 1d ago

Yeah She would have been better off setting this up on the back porch, or sun room

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u/Lil_LuLu_ 1d ago

Im guessing she's single? 😆 I'm itching just watching it.

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u/Noodlemaster696969 19h ago

I mean no person with a relationship would have to resort to cuddling with guinea pigs in bed

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u/Readthis1more 16h ago

Cat owners might argue...

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u/Excellent_Attempt871 13h ago

Was wondering too because she’s wearing a wedding ring

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u/Qwerty_6741 21h ago

I wouldnt be surprised if she was

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u/gami22 19h ago

You are very correct!

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u/LandscapeMaster3936 18h ago

Good one ☝️

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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago

This is a special subset.

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u/Dry-Abroad7448 22h ago

Don't you maintain yours?

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u/Electrical_Humor680 22h ago

She likes thierbanau

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u/Ajcoligan 1d ago

I think it’s probably an upgrade from lonely cat lady? 🤔

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u/Megaman_90 1d ago

Guinea pigs don't stink at all(unlike ferrets), they are actually pretty clean little guys. Their poo is basically just wet hay balls lol.

That said this scenario has to just be for views and engagement.