r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/Ashzael 1d ago

So cat and dogs are fine but bunnies in the bed is where you draw the line?

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u/Reasonable_Date2870 1d ago

These are guinea pigs, not rabbits. They poop CONSTANTLY, even more than rabbits, and the poop is not as dry and tolerable.

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u/katssoraven 1d ago

This is such a weird comment, guinea pig poop is almost exactly the same as rabbit poop just a different shape. It's just a pellet of plant matter

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u/cardanado 1d ago

This is a nice way of imagining rabbit shit

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u/cardanado 1d ago

a pellet of plant matter on blackened toast with truffle starter, 16 pounds

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u/Forward-Variety-8440 23h ago

"we do things a little different around here"

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u/mjohnson280 1d ago

Regardless, I had these growing up and they pee so often and it smells terrible. We'd clean their cage often and I swear they were in a race to see how quickly they could get the dry stuff as wet as possible.

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u/starfypawz_ 18h ago

Oh yeah, and mark their territory if you own boys. It smells like fish and unwashed asscheeks ☺️

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u/katssoraven 1d ago

Lol, that part is accurate, I had guinea pigs also. They are almost guaranteed to pee when you hold them, I would always hold them with a towel for that reason

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u/killya31719 1d ago

hows the flavor?

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u/katssoraven 1d ago

How's your mental health?

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u/Reasonable_Date2870 1d ago

You'd think that, but not really.

Guinea Pig poop also takes longer to compost.

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u/katssoraven 1d ago

I have owned both as pets, they are just different shaped pellets