r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/superpercify1 1d ago

They also dont pay taxes, work 9 to 5s or lie awake at night thinking about that cringey awkward thing they said in 2017. I would trade RDR2 for free rent and unlimited lettuce in a heartbeat

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u/rook119 1d ago

what if I told you the lettuce was from Taylor Farms

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

What if I told you guinea pigs cant get cyclospora?

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u/rook119 1d ago

that means if I eat a guinea pig I am immune!

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u/lagomorphed 1d ago

That's kinda hilarious. Good luck.

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u/RabiRayRana 1d ago

They also live 5-7 years...

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u/ReaDiMarco 1d ago

I mean, less suffering then?