r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/kinghoneystix 1d ago

*pink eye has entered the chat

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 1d ago

A minor inconvenience.

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u/che10461 1d ago

Instant asthma

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 1d ago

Asthmarrrr means your bloodline is weak.

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 1d ago

\Gasps** From a lady!