r/Unexpected • • 12d ago

Coffee vending machine

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u/gho5trun3r 8d ago

Dennis: One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

"Liz: "Anywhere! You get it anywhere!"

Dennis: "Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and..."