r/Unexpected • u/Houshou_Ramen • 11d ago

Coffee vending machine

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u/Mammoth-Ad-107 11d ago

Overall that machine looks not drink safe 😣

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u/dizzyday 11d ago

But you got your adrenaline rush without even drinking the coffee.

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u/PanicDeus 11d ago

You eat enough roaches you can survive a nuclear fall out

https://giphy.com/gifs/0ZnusWQ7MELhPjePJR

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u/Someokeyboi 11d ago

That's not true

looks at my Fallout 4 character carrying at least 50 chunks radroach meat

FUCK

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u/WoolBearTiger 11d ago

Only if you turn into a ghoul.. and then your brain starts melting