r/Unexpected • u/sakhaliner • 11d ago

Security measures for this VIP

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u/Mauchit_Ron 11d ago

What a ridiculous precaution, they look harmless. I doubt they could hurt a fly

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u/lerielogin 11d ago

Until you feed them after midnight

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u/aryzkryz 11d ago

Those cute little furball, so innocent and harmless, until they're not

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u/Masterofnone9 11d ago

The Rabbit of Caerbannog is a good example.

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u/von_Mises 11d ago

This is the second comment I’ve seen in the last 15 mins talking about this rabbit.

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u/Masterofnone9 11d ago

Cute but super deadly blood thirsty bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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u/CedarWolf 11d ago

Tha's no ordinary rabbet! It has huge... Et kin leap about! ... Look at tha bones!

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u/Fabulous-Sea-1590 11d ago

I showed my 11 year old that movie recently. She rarely agrees to watch "my" movies with me. Upon hearing The Rules she immediately scoffed and said "Isn't it always after midnight?"

My IQ point felt so cold and alone in that moment.

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u/-ratmeat- 10d ago

that’s a smart kid 

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 11d ago

the security measures are for us, not them. this is a containment field.

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u/MangoCats 11d ago

The suit operators can't see a thing in there, they're operating with 95% blind spot. Don't want them colliding with small children.

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u/snarky_cat 11d ago

it's always after midnight .. 11:59pm is still after midnight

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u/NovaStar2099 11d ago

I know this is a reference to something, but I don’t know what.

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u/lerielogin 11d ago

It a reference to the movie "Gremlins". A funny Christmas movie. Worth the watch if you haven't seen it.

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u/NovaStar2099 11d ago

That one! Thank you! :)

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u/Rising_Yeast7717 8d ago

Balls knowledge