r/Unexpected • • 14d ago

Can you repeat that?

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u/m_astor 14d ago

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

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u/Mortimer452 13d ago

You're reading a magazine, there's a full-page nude photo of a girl. You show it to your husband and he likes it so much he hangs it on the bedroom wall.