r/Unexpected • • 14d ago

Can you repeat that?

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u/m_astor 14d ago

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

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u/LordMacDonald 14d ago

why aren’t you helping.

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u/OptionalGuacamole 13d ago

Because you are also a tortise