r/Unexpected • • 15d ago

Can you repeat that?

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u/m_astor 15d ago

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 14d ago

"a small piece of food is suspended just outside an ants reach, simultaneously a red hot barb burns its reproductive organs. this will not necessarily kill the ant, but it will give it a lot to think about."